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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Look, uh… sorry about…
Yeah.
So… are we cool?
Frosty. [As they tap fists.]
You made up! Glorious! I wish to initiate a group hug.
Pass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, warm fuzzies all around. But we still gotta stop Cinderblock.
No, we don't. Thought I'd bring a present, 'case you were still mad.
[Cinderblock is wrapped in steel and being hoist up by a crane.]
Thanks. But there is one thing that's still bothering me. Breaking into jail? Using Plasmus to distract us? The whole plan seems to be a little too smart for Cinderblock.
I've been thinking the same thing.
Someone must have been pulling the strings. But who?
Well, whoever they are… they're no match for the Teen Titans. [He and Robin trade a high five.]
I heard that!
Next time, my plans will succeed. And the Titans will pay.
[Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?
Fireworks.
On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordanians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?
Positive. Cotton candy? [Offers some]
The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white, and it did not taste very-
This is different. [he pulls off a piece and eats it]
[She eats some] Mmmm… [Squeal] It vanished!
[Chuckles] Yeah, it'll do that.
[Sighs] When I first came to this planet, I did not think I would ever fit in. Earth was full of strange things. But now, I see that-
Here comes the finale! Yes!
[In the sky, the display of fireworks are being presented as the finale.]
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ah, amazing!
Earth is full of amazing things, too.
Best planet I've ever been to. [a pink squid-like bot flies out of nowhere and grabs Starfire] STARFIRE!
Friends! I invite you to join me in the togetherness of a stay-home movie night. I bring you popcorn and non-cotton candies. Tell me, what sort of movie shall we view?
Action.
Comedy.
Sci-fi.
Horror.
[Starfire drops her load of goodies]
Perhaps a double feature?
[Chuckles] Now don't tell me you big tough superheroes are afraid of a little dancing.
Betcha Cyborg can do the Robot.
This party is pointless.
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Everything's pointless. Wanna go talk about it?
Perhaps I do not belong here after all.
Of course you don't. You belong down there, having fun with the rest of us. What's wrong?
Nothing is wrong. Everything is wonderful. [He sits by her.] The pounding music and blinding lights are quite enjoyable. Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the cool moves, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels. [sighs.] And I am nothing like her.
No, you're not. And I think-
[wearing a bright pink wig] How do I look?
Pink. Look, can you give us a minute here?
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By the name of the Grand Centauri Empire, you are all under arrest. [pulls out a badge]
Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys.
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And we are Centauri Police.
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The Tamaranean girl is a liar and a thief! [points to Starfire] She's committed high crimes throughout the entire Centauri system.
I have never even been to the Centauri Moons.
But I know someone who has.
[He takes the necklace off Starfire, showing the gem Blackfire gave her earlier. Starfire gasps.]
[to the police giving back the necklace] You've been chasing the wrong girl. [turns to the others] Where's Blackfire?
[sees a dark figure zooming through the sky] Uh...
Don't worry, Starfire. She won't get away with this!
No, she will NOT!
Hello, sister.
Aww, you're mad. I know, I should have told you I was leaving, but you know how I hate goodbyes and-
You are a criminal, and you were going to let me take your place in jail!
Oh… well… yeah.
You will give back what you have stolen and turn yourself over to the police!
And what will you do if I don't?
[Blackfire warms up a starbolt and lets her have it.]
I always was the better fighter.
Not anymore!
Hey. How are you doing?
I am… sad for my sister.
And for yourself?
I am just glad that the truth was discovered before I was replaced.
What are you talking about?
Well, you… everyone was having such fun with her, and then Cyborg said-
Look. Your sister was... interesting, but she could never take your place. No one could ever take your place.
How could you lose the remote?
What makes you so sure I lost it?
Uh, 'cause you're you.
Hey! Just because I lost that video game-
-and the waffle iron.
Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Dude, I've been most of those animals!
I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.
Oh.
Double pepperoni!
I'm not eating meat!
There's no meat in pepperoni!
Noooo! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been... alphabetized. How am l ever gonna find anything?
They went in my room. No one should ever go into my room.
[gasps as she pops up from the kitchen counter] Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!
[lifts the couch] You gotta be kidding me! The whole place gets cleaned and l still can't find the ---
[Robin whistles, and points at the remote, who's in the coffee table.]
Ha! [sets the couch down. As Robin is switching channels, his teammates sit in the couch] l guess we really oughta be training for battles, tracking down clues, and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?
We will. But right now, l'm just happy to be part of the team.
Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
You didn't. He did.
Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things! You are a...A KLORBAG VARBLENELK!
I'm a what-bag??
You heard the lady.
You are such a klorbag.
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