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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[laughing] Ouch! That looked that it hurt... [Reaches for the knob, and cranks the volume up to 6] ... but not enough!

Sound... messing up my circuits! Not sure how much longer... l can keep it... together!

[collapses, tears streaming on his face] NOOOOO!!! [Sobs hysterically as Beast Boy's teammates gather around him]

You know, Cinderblock, normally, the bad guys break out of jail.

And I can think of five good reasons why you don't want to break in.

[Robin leaps across the floor and lands in a crouch.]

One!

[Now Starfire swoops and lands.]

Two!

[Beast Boy, as a tiger, lunges in. And when he comes down, he quickly changes into human form.]

Three!

[Next, Raven drops in.]

Four!

[Finally, Cyborg jumps in.]

Five!

No matter how you do the math, it all adds up to you going down. So, are you going to go quietly…

…Or is this gonna get loud?

Jailbreak? I don't see any jailbreak.

None of us would have seen one if Cyborg hadn't messed up!

Me? I messed up nothing! You got in my way!

You were too far forward, and Cinderblock got away because of it!

You saying this is my fault?

Want me to say it again?

Stop! No more mean talking!

Yeah. If you two are gonna fight, we need time to sell tickets.

Cinderblock escaped. No amount of yelling will change that. So stop acting like idiots, and let's go home.

RCRobin & Cyborg

Hmph!

[They stride away]

Loser.

Jerk.

RCRobin & Cyborg

WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

You got a problem, tin man?!

Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!

You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!

I don't even know why you're on this team!

That makes two of us! I QUIT!

[answering machine] This is Cyborg. I'm either in the gym, playing GameStation, or kicking bad-guy butt. Leave a message. [Beep.]

Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Taste. [Starfire puts it into his mouth and he spits it out.]

What is that? Cream of toenails?

Pudding of Sadness. It is what the people of my planet eat when bad things happen. [Takes a spoonful herself and then turns to Raven] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.

[All the monitors crack; a sudden display of her powers]

What?

Here, Robin. You must need this most of all since… well…

I'm fine. Who knows? Maybe we're better off without him.

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