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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]

Star? Starfire? Where are you? [climbs down] Come on! Gimme a sign here! [He starts to dig.] You have to be alright, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... [softly] ...I'm a total klorbag.

[A shadow comes over him. Beast Boy looks over his shoulder]

Huh?

[It is revealed to Starfire who is standing behind him]

Starfire!

[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]

[laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.

[Beast Boy takes normal form again]

I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.

I already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.

I don't think they are evil. I think they're just like me.

Mmm-mmm. Would you look at that. A little sunshine, a little breeze. Only one thing could make this day better. Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!

Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.

Um .. Starfire?

That's mustard.

Is there more?

Cyborg? Cyborg!

What's wrong with him?

Is he gonna be okay?

Shh. I think he's coming to. Cyborg! Are you all right? [He and Starfire pulls him up.]

Yeah. [Grunts] Thanks.

What happened?

Something musta gone wrong with my systems. [Checks his power cell.] Oh, man! My power cell's dying.

Dying?!?

It's only a battery. I'm fine. Happens every couple of years. Just a natural part of being unnatural.

So what do we do?

You keep playing. I go home and change batteries. [He starts walking away.]

You sure you don't want help?

Just 'cause I can't have fun doesn't mean y'all can't.

FFixit

Charging is complete. The new power cell is functioning properly.

Yeah. I'm feeling better. Lots better.

FFixit

Of course you are. I am Fixit. Things come to me broken. I make repairs. Let me see. Yes...yes...hmm...pity. Interesting. The damage is too extensive. Perhaps if we can find another processor.

Well, thanks...for everything.

FFixit

You cannot leave.

I can't?

FFixit

You are not repaired, not fully.

I'm not?

FFixit

My examination revealed many flaws, serious flaws.

Serious? How serious? What's wrong with me?

FFixit

There is no cause for alarm. More repairs are needed. More repairs will be made.

But, I feel fine. Are you sure I'm-?

FFixit

Quite. Will you remain? It is for the best.

Well, yeah, I guess. Let me just tell my friends where I am.

[Fix it sabotage his systems as he jammed his communications.]

Whoa! Something really is wrong with me.

FFixit

Rest now. You may contact your friends later. I am sure they are not too concerned.

Maybe they should be.

FFixit

So... beautiful. I had forgotten how beautiful... a world... through your eyes...

Through human eyes.

So, where are we?

You're asking the wrong robot. My sensors must be on the blank cause they're sayin' we're in Titans Tower.

Riiight. So how do we get back?

Guess we start walking.

Come on! I'm serious. We're on a rock in the middle of- [He gets cut off by rocks forming a path in front of the two] Oh. If sending us to Weirdsville is Raven's idea of a joke, I am so not laughing.

Hey, she didn't send us here! You're the one who went snooping in her room and popping zits in her magic mirror!

Who booby traps a mirror?

Maybe it wasn't a trap, maybe its Raven's way home. Maybe this is where she's from.

Definitely creepy enough.

[After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees]

Raven?! How did-- Where-- What just-- Why are you wearing pink?

HRHappy Raven

'Cause it's my favorite colour?

It is?

Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?

HRHappy Raven

The Forbidden Door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there. Not now.

BBBeast Boy, Cyborg

Uh... yeah, we do!

HRHappy Raven

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you!

[She leads them to the door, pretending to be an aeroplane. Cyborg and Beast Boy follow her]

Have you ever seen her this happy?

Dude, I didn't even think Raven could do happy.

[About the puppets] Aww, isn't that cute? Puppet Cy has a light-up eye.

Yeah. They got all the details just right.

Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.

Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.

[giggles] I have never seen such a whimsical device. [voicing puppet Starfire] "Hello, Starfire". [normal voice] Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!

Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet's butt!

Not for long.

[his puppet pushes Beast Boy's puppet and it accidentally hits Cyborg's puppet]

You wanna piece of me little man?

Come on, show me whatcha got, Beast Boy!

Boys...

Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?

[tosses her puppet to her] Knock yourself out.

[voiceover; whispering] The boys! Raven, what are we gonna…?

[Raven, now in Starfire's body, pulls on a string, turning the light on. She stares at Starfire, who is in her own body]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Starfire?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Raven?! [gasps] You're me! [gasps again as she looks at herself] And I'm you!

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Oh, Raven, this is awful! Terribly, horribly awful!

[As Raven climbs out, they walk down a path. Starfire gradually panics as she talks, causing the black telekinesis to bend three parking meters, makes two boxes shoot out sheets of newspaper like geysers, and a mailbox to melt]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Tell me about it.

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies, while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies, which he's using to hunt us down, and you and I are in the wrong bodies, and… [gasps as Raven puts her hand on her shoulder]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotions. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.

Starfire [in Raven's body]: But what if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? And what if I'm stuck, looking like this forever?!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we'll rescue the boys, and we'll get our bodies back. What's wrong with the way I look?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Nothing.

[As Starfire holds her hands up, a walk sign explodes]

Starfire [in Raven's body]: I'll try to calm down. [closes her eyes as she sighs, then spreads her arms out] Peace, quiet, tranquil…

[A blast causes a car to get launched in the air, then crash lands on its roof on the road]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: We're so doomed.

[An eagle screech from Beast Boy as an eagle. The duo look up as Starfire points]

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Beast Boy!

[He dives in after the girls]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: You mean zombie Beast Boy. Run!!

[The girls run in an alley. Still in Starfire's body, Raven flaps her arms and jumps, as if trying to fly]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Fly! Fly!

[The girls slow to a walk]

Starfire [in Raven's body]: We cannot fight them again. I do not wish to, and in our present condition we would surely be defeated!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: OK, how do you fly this thing?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: You must feel flight.

Raven [in Starfire's body]: What?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: When you feel the unbridled joy of flight, you will fly!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Unbridled joy...Not really my thing.

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Look!

[They spot zombie Beast Boy]

Raven [in Starfire's body]: What do I have to feel to use star bolts?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Righteous fury!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Your alien strength?

Starfire [in Raven's body]: Boundless confidence!

Raven [in Starfire's body]: Never mind.

[In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait till you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark.

[He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark. Cyborg presses the 'off' switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone]

[Now muffled] Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!

[Turns it back on] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.

Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?

[As a squid, chasing the Titans as they sink] I got it, I got it! [Two whales pass him] Huh? [The two whales save the Titans] They got it? How come they got it?

Because I asked for their help.

You talk to fish? Yeah right!

I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid.

Tell Slade if he wants this, he can come get it himself!

Now talk! Who's Slade? Why does he want this chip? And why are you working...for...him?

Excellent work, Robin.

Slade!

Really, I think your skills are improving.

No more games! What do you want?

But you do lack patience. If you're really so curious about my intentions, perhaps we should meet face to face.

Tell me where you're hiding and I'll be there in a heartbeat!

Patience, Robin. Patience.

O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?

[Sarcastically] Gee. They both sound so good.

Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!

Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us? Tell me, is he-?

-In the exact same place he's been since his little chat session with Slade? Uh, yeah.

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