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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey, I know where we are! We're in the first episode of season four.
How do you know we're going to the right way?
Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
Frightening. Truly frightening.
Robin, calling Robin.
Robin here! Over.
No, not you, Robin, the other Robin. [points at Cyborg]
[Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator] What's up Robin?
Well, this is just disturbing.
[swoops in by Raven] Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
[walks in while on R-cycle] Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
Uh... right.
[pops into view] C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? [luring] You know you wanna try it.
[To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin] Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Thanks Robin [To Cyborg] Got room for another one, Robin?
Don't mind if I do, Robin. [eats the whole pizza pie]
You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Huh pizza, Sweet. [takes a bite of a pizza] You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.
The day has begun.
So who's the bad guy dejour? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
The reports say there's an intruder.
Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
[sees Slade. Beast Boy gasps] No!
It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again.
You! How did you survive?
Terra took you down! Way down!
Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
[chuckles] That's precious, Robin. But I didn't come back for you.
You might be able to stop time, birthday girl, but you can't stop me. You can't stop any of it, really. I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea. The power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?
[Raven groans]
But honestly, did you think you could just blow out the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life. It is going to happen. And no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
What you have concealed, you shall become! You have no other choice.
No!
The message will be delivered. Your destiny shall be fulfilled.
[Slience while gazing at the future]
No!
Yes. Look at it. Drink it in. Behold, the world you are destined to create.
No! I won't do it! This is just a vision. This can't be real!
This is the future. Your future. It began the day you were born, and nothing can stop it. This will come to pass. I will make sure of it. You're going to destroy the world, Raven. It's written all over your face.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
We'll be in touch. Oh...and happy birthday.
[The Titans are re-holding the surprise party]
[quietly] Um... surprise?
Look... we know you didn't want a party, but after... today...
We hoped that you might reconsider.
You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
[Silence]
We're going to need ice cream.
Coming right up!
I'll cut the cake!
And I shall fetch the Throknarr!
You're sure you're okay?
I will be.
What you told me about your destiny; that something bad was supposed to happen, I guess I did. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it.
No one could.
We will find Slade. We'll figure out how he did what he did, and why he was after you. But right now, you're safe. You're here with friends. It's over.
[He joins them while Raven's hands begins to glow]
No. This was just the beginning.
I'm glad you're upgrading Ops, Cyborg, but is any of this actually going to help us fight crime?
Er... sure?
And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device?
Evil, beware. We have waffles.
A true warrior does not need armor.
You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
Ooh... it's so shiny.
Yes, it is rather shiny.
Let's see... [Very fast] Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
Actually, we don't have soda here - only meat.
Okay, make it a cup of meat juice.
Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
Bob says that's a trade secret.
And why are you the only one working here?
Bob says that's a trade secret, too.
Okay, that's three Number Ones and a Number Two. No, you said you wanted a Number Three.
Could I please have some nuggets?
[angry, the register cracks in his grip] For the last time, we don't have nuggets! Uh, Bob, any chance you want to help me out here?
That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.
But, no!
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