Never trust a bubble you don't blow yourself.
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S1 E13The Idol Rich
How'd you find us anyway?
CIColonel Ivanod Spigot
[Chortle] I simply examined the clues and my scintillating intellect deciphered where the idol was hidden.
SDSergeant Dunder
Yeah. And then we followed ya.
I don't suppose you have a knife?
Sorry, Kit, the closest thing I've got is a shoulder blade.
I found it! Of course, you were holding it at the time but you proved no match for Spigot, the might that makes right.
The only right you should worry about is mine. And my left too.
Hey, Baloo, ol' peluka. You want any backup?
Thanks, Louie, but this is between me and them.
What Baloo needs between him and them is about three inches of concrete.
Gentlemen, there is a flyboy in my soup.
[Disguised as a fakir, he bows] It's you! It's you, O you horrible shrunken beast of supernatural of nastiness!
What is the meaning of this?!
SDSergeant Dunder
Are you speaking of Colonel Spigot?
Oh, no, round one. I am speaking to the other horrible shrunken of supernatural nastiness.
S1 E14Stormy Weather
What you were doing wasn't safe.
Since when do you care about safe? Who flew two tons of dynamite through a hurricane?
Daring Dan Dawson: [About Kit] You must be the proud parents of Ace here!
[Pointing to Baloo] Me?! Married to HIM?!
PPolice Officer
You're named Baloo? I-
Okay. I surrender. Lock me up. I got nothing to live for anyway.
PPolice Officer
Huh?
You're not here about the parking tickets?
Wait 'til I get through with that guy! He'll be able to count all his teeth on one hand!
Where's my navigator when he needs me?
PPolice Officer
Dan Dabroski alias et cetera et cetera, you're under arrest!
S1 E15Bearly Alive
[A phone conversation where Rebecca's talking about Baloo's health when Dr. O' Myer is talking about Baloo's broken gyro compass]
OMDr. O' Myer
It's bad news. Worse than I thought.
Worse?
OMDr. O' Myer
Let me put it this way: Knock knock.
Who's there?
OMDr. O' Myer
Imma
Imma who?
OMDr. O' Myer
Immafraid the patient's time is up. This is one bad googleschlocker.
Is there anything I can do?
OMDr. O' Myer
Well, you can sell me the spare parts.
[Rebecca trying to break the news to Baloo that he's dying]
Baloo, you know how you've been thinking of ordering a lifetime subscription to Flyboy Magazine? Well, I'd go with a week to week if I were you?
Huh?
Er, I... Um... Let me try this another way. Remember how you said no birthday party will ever top last year's?
Yeah?
Well, I think you're right.
Becky, you're spinning your propeller but you're not getting anywhere. Now why don't you just spit it out?
Okay. Your doctor called. It's bad. The worst.
Are you saying I'm headed for the last takeoff? Taking the final nosedive? Parachuting without a parachute?
Yes, you're dying! [Bursts into tears]
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