Now see what your lying got us into?!
You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!
Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!
Hey, this lady has potential!
You're both nuts...
All S1
S1 E36War Of The Weirds
Boy, she dies as good as you do!
Toldja she had potential!
S1 E37Captains Outrageous
What nincompoopery is this?
Any fool could see this is not the Sea Duck.
SSadie
But here's their secret weapon.
You know, I would brain you- if you had a brain.
These friends of Baloo are useless.
They have no money, bad breath, and their mother dresses them in the silly clothes.
I'm not afraid of you Don Garbage.
Who are you calling useless?
Yeah uh what he said.
[When Dumptruck bunks Wildcat in the head]
You have a quick tongue.
Keep it somewhere quiet like in your closed up mouth.
But, let us not be the hasty puddings.
S1 E39For Whom The Bell Klangs: Part I
She followed me home. Can I keep her?
Louie, ungag the purdy lady. She probably wants to thank me.
Hey! I saw her first! [Louie ungags Katie]
KDKatie Dodd
Put me down, you goon!
MDMaitre'D
Wait, gentlemen! Do you have a reservation?
Oh, that's okay, I'm with him.
And I'm with him.
TEThaddeus E. Klang
You have a sharp tongue, madam, but my teeth are sharper! [bites through chain]
S1 E40For Whom The Bell Klangs: Part II
Well, so what do you want to do for the rest of our vacation?
Anything but treasure hunting, Baloo.
Right. And no more falling for pretty faces.
HGHarem Girl
Psst. Excuse me. Did I hear you mention treasure hunting? It just so happens I have this map...
[Baloo and Louie take the map and smash it over her head]
HGHarem Girl
Ohh. What did I say?
S1 E43Jolly Molly Christmas
This is Santa Karnage... You will give us the biggest and best Christmas presents... or we will blow you to tinsel!
S1 E46Flight School Confidential
BBobbo
[saluting] Kit, we'll always remember you as the kid who flew a plane... sort of.
HMHigh Marshall
[seeing through Spigot's ruse] Kids?!
Y-you're not going to shoot me, are you?
HMHigh Marshall
I wouldn't waste a bullet. [Spigot exhales in relief.] I have a much crueler punishment in mind!
[cut to the barracks kitchen, where Spigot is peeling onions]
[sobbing] That little brat! Oh, I hope I don't cut myself...
S1 E47Bringing Down Babyface
Babyface Half Nelson!
Oh, don't be such a baby.
He's just a gangster.
He will be wearing stripes silly.
GGertalin
You're under arrest!
But I just subduted a criminal.
GGertalin
Wrong you subduted Officer Malarkey.
Because you learned that little crimes are real crimes, too?
No, because it's too expensive.
S1 E48Jumping The Guns
[Don Karnage is trying to sneak the Iron Vulture past the Cape Suzette cliff guns by disguising it as a yacht, and his men as bathing beauties.])
Hey, I'm embarrassed.
And I'm chilly.
Can ve put our coats on, captain?
What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.
[The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.]
Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
[The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]
Uh-oh... Retreat!
Now can ve put our coats on, captain?
S1 E49In Search Of Ancient Blunders
Fire at will!
[Will screams]
Do not fire at Will, he is my Second Mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!
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