[News footage on the screen monitor shows some police cars in front of a house robbery]
This is Wolf Spitzer with breaking news. There are reports that Bigfoot… Yes, Bigfoot, has robbed this strangely familiar home behind me. [realizes in shock] Wait, that's my house!
[tapping him in the shoulder] Daddy, Bigfoot… Yes, Bigfoot, stole my video games.
Well, sweetie, that's no big deal.
He also stole your golf clubs.
That monster! [vengefully] Bigfoot must be hunted down and DESTROYED!
This is ridiculous! Bigfoot would never hurt anyone! He's kind, and generous, and he has a heart as big as his foot.
How would you know that, Dudley?
Because he came to comfort me when I was a kid after my mom sent me to bed without dessert. I didn't do anything wrong when we were just out of dessert.
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