[putting money in a safe vault in the wall of a motel room] This is my best plan yet! Soon, I'll have more money than I currently have! Plus, the old-lady sheep seem to really enjoy the Latin charms of Ricardo Muttonban. [disguises himself as Ricardo] Right until I take all of their money, that is! With this disguise, it's so easy to pull the wool over their eyes. Oh-ho, wow! That was clever, and it rhymed. Clever wordplay is the hallmark of comedy!
This is Wolf Spitzer with rich-people news. New super-easy-to-take-advantage-of socialite Lady Saggy Moneybags Wrinklesmith III is throwing a cotillion.
[speaking in a falsetto accent] Which is a dance, and not the number that comes after a billion, like you would think.
This is Wolf Spitzer saying, "No one thought that." Anyway, every rich, old sheep in town is invited to Lady Wrinklesmith's yacht tonight.
That Wrinklesmith's face could stop a clock. [shudders in disgust] But I wonder how much she's worth?
In case you're wondering how much Lady Saggy Moneybags Wrinklesmith III is worth, it's--
A cotillion dollars!
We've been over this. That's not a number.
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