[Busy day at T.U.F.F. Headquarters…]
Agent Puppy, we've got trouble. Snaptrap's being released from prison today. [holds up a newspaper of Snaptrap's prison release with the headline reading: "Snaptrap Released!"]
[looking at computer monitor, not noticing] Oh, yeah.
Did you hear me? The most dangerous villain in Petropolis is free!
[stands on his chair, wagging his tail while gazing at the monitor] Come to papa.
Are you surfing meat again?
[The computer monitor shows an image of a T-Bone steak]
Who, me? No. That would be insensitive to Agent Bossy.
[Agent Bossy moos, then the lights go out, and a feed of Snaptrap is displayed on all monitors]
[in an elegant tuxedo] Greetings, Petropolis! It is I, Verminious Snaptrap!
Whoa. Snaptrap's out of jail?! Why didn't you tell me?!
My lengthy stay in prison has taught me that crime doesn't pay! I also went a bit cuckoo and made a little friend out of soap. [holds up a bar of soap with a feminine face carved into it] Say hello to Vivian!
[unenthusiastically] Hello, Vivian.
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