Toby quotes from Switched at Birth

Toby

(To Bay & Himself About Regina Complaining About How He & Bay Were Raised): This isn't gonna end well for us.

Toby

We are "Guitar Face". And I promise you this is gonna be interesting.

Toby

In my experience, coaches are hardest on the players they think have real talent.

Toby

Well, I don't know how we're supposed to stay married if we don't even live on the same continent.

Bay

Okay. What just happened?

Toby

I think she just left on a '66 Triumph Bonneville T.T.

Bay

Oh, so I drink half a beer and get grounded for a week, but she gets to whizz around the city on the back of the-friend-who-you-just-met's motorcycle?

John

Don't worry. We're gonna fix that.

Bay

You're gonna unground me?

John

No, but nice try.

John

Daphne, Daphne, is he(Toby) bothering you?

Daphne

Yes.

Toby

No.

John

Good. He has years of torturing to make up for.

Daphne

That's it? You're not gonna help?

John

It's what big brother's do. See ya.

John

Daphne, it's okay. That's just Bay being Bay.

Bay

What does that mean?

Toby

I think it's a euphemism for another word that starts with "B".

John

Toby.

Bay

Don't worry, Dad. That's just Toby being Toby.

Hey, so if Bay's not really your sister, you could totally take a run at that.

Toby

Uh, no.

Then, do you mind if I do?

Toby

Yes.

Daphne

I know a drummer.

Toby

You do?

Daphne

Yeah, Emmett.

Toby

Deaf Emmett?

Daphne

No-- Blind Emmett.

Toby

Well, honestly that would be better because at least then he could hear the songs.

Kathryn

Toby, would you hide this for me somewhere?

Toby

What is it? You bought Dad's jersey?! (Laughs)

Kathryn

Shh!

Toby

Okay okay.

Kathryn

Is that the article on the party? How is it?

Toby

How much champagne did you have?

Kathryn

My gosh, what did I say?

Toby

I'm kidding.

Daphne

Is she having a bachelorette party?

Toby

Uh, I don't think so.

Daphne

She is now.

Bay

She is? Oh, no. I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties?

Daphne

C'mon, we don't have to have a penis pinata, but we can still have some fun!

Bay

Mom, you're not a writer. Not a real one.

Toby

Bay!

Kathryn

Good luck with your project.