Emmett, this is my-- I mean, the people who--
Hi, John Kennish. Nice to meet you.
Okay. What just happened?
I think she just left on a '66 Triumph Bonneville T.T.
Oh, so I drink half a beer and get grounded for a week, but she gets to whizz around the city on the back of the-friend-who-you-just-met's motorcycle?
Don't worry. We're gonna fix that.
You're gonna unground me?
No, but nice try.
Daphne, Daphne, is he(Toby) bothering you?
Yes.
No.
Good. He has years of torturing to make up for.
That's it? You're not gonna help?
It's what big brother's do. See ya.
Hi, do you speak English?
No, Japanese.
(About Liam): Holler if you need me. I can definitely take him.
Your bodyguard?
Pretty much.
My fried zucchini-- even better than my Dad's.
(Raises Eyebrows)
Wait, that sounded really bad.
Do you seriously cook?
Do I cook? Oh, I will take you down in the kitchen. Wait, that also sounded really bad. What's wrong with me today?
So... you were an alcoholic?
No. I am an alcoholic. Always will be. That's why I put them there. So I can see them and remember how frickin' hard they were to earn. (Sighs.) Because I'm not going back. And that's why I would have been harder on you for that fake ID than your parents were.
I don't get it.
You don't have the luxury of a couple of beers every now and then... because if you're anything like me, pretty quickly that couple of beers can become a six-pack, and then that six-pack is all you think about. It happened to my dad, it happened to me, and I'm going to do everything in my power to make damn sure it doesn't happen to you.
(To Bay & Himself About Regina Complaining About How He & Bay Were Raised): This isn't gonna end well for us.
Alright. I have work in the morning and you should probably get home.
Bleh, home.
(Mocking): Oh, I'm so bummed. I have to go back to my mansion.
Oh, shut up.
No, look, you don't get to complain.
Did I or did I not just spend the last 45 minutes telling you about the insanity that is my life?
(Seeing John, Kathryn, & Regina Talking): Toby, back away slowly.
Is it safe?
No one's killed each other yet.
(to Regina, who begins packing their stuff after having an argument with the Kennishes) You're ruining everything!
Me?
This is hard for everyone. Why can't you just make the best of it?
Those people are not who you think they are.
What does that mean?
You want to know what they said to me? They don't think deaf people should be able to drive.
I don't believe you.
Go ask them. Go!
Why do you hate them so much?! Is it because they have more money?! Is it because she's (Kathyrn) always so chipper?! What's so terrible about them?!
They're arrogant and entitled! (continues to pack)
We're leaving? That's it? I have no say in this?
Are you gonna stand there and tell me that you think that this is working?
(pauses) I'm going out. Don't wait up.
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