Kathryn quotes from Switched at Birth

Kathryn

I'm sorry your friend(Ty) couldn't come. But considering that he's 19, I'm not that sorry.

Kathryn

She's not committing a felony or getting married. For us, right now, that's a win.

Kathryn

John Kennish and his harem what just the juice I needed. Don't worry. The names have been changed to protect the slutty.

Kathryn

When my kids are in trouble, I want them to come to me whether or not they believe in me.

Kathryn

Wait a minute. Did you just say Jane Austen and "batter up" in the same sentence?

Kathryn

Look, Regina, you don't have to give away Angelo's things right now. If you're not ready, you're not ready.

Regina

Who is Liam?

Kathryn

Bay's boyfriend.

Regina

Bay's boyfriend.

Daphne

(Eyes Widen)

Regina

Bay's boyfriend.

Bay

No, Mom. It's cool, it's fine. It doesn't matter. Liam and I have broken up and besides, I'm dating someone new now.

Kathryn

Who?

Bay

(Looks at Daphne): His name's Ty.

Daphne

(Eyes Widen): My Ty?

Bay

No. My Ty.

Regina

Oh, god.

Kathryn

We're inviting everyone we know to our house, knowing full well they're gonna be staring at us. And meanwhile our girls are fighting over some boys.

John

(Pouring Wine)

Kathryn

Could you pour me on of those?

John

This is for you.

Kathryn

How are things with--

Bay

Things are fine with me & Daphne.

Kathryn

Where have you been?

John

I'm guessing whatever answer I give you will be the wrong one?

Kathryn

Toby, would you hide this for me somewhere?

Toby

What is it? You bought Dad's jersey?! (Laughs)

Kathryn

Shh!

Toby

Okay okay.

John

What are we gonna do?

Kathryn

Well, we can't stop her from seeing him.

John

(Scoffs): Oh, yes we can.

Kathryn

If we do that,we are going to be raising "Ty Junior" in a year.

John

That's not funny.

Kathryn

Is that the article on the party? How is it?

Toby

How much champagne did you have?

Kathryn

My gosh, what did I say?

Toby

I'm kidding.

Kathryn

Do you think they(Bay & Ty) might be having sex?

Regina

Have you seen Ty without a shirt?

Kathryn

No. Have you?

Regina

Now that's a washing machine.