John quotes from Switched at Birth

John

Ladies, photo opportunity.

John

I'm not sure it's even ethical for me to get involved and what about all the soldiers who aren't dating senator's daughters? Somebody's got to go.

John

Sometimes love makes you do stupid things.

Daphne

Emmett, this is my-- I mean, the people who--

John

Hi, John Kennish. Nice to meet you.

Bay

Okay. What just happened?

Toby

I think she just left on a '66 Triumph Bonneville T.T.

Bay

Oh, so I drink half a beer and get grounded for a week, but she gets to whizz around the city on the back of the-friend-who-you-just-met's motorcycle?

John

Don't worry. We're gonna fix that.

Bay

You're gonna unground me?

John

No, but nice try.

John

Daphne, Daphne, is he(Toby) bothering you?

Daphne

Yes.

Toby

No.

John

Good. He has years of torturing to make up for.

Daphne

That's it? You're not gonna help?

John

It's what big brother's do. See ya.

John

Daphne, it's okay. That's just Bay being Bay.

Bay

What does that mean?

Toby

I think it's a euphemism for another word that starts with "B".

John

Toby.

Bay

Don't worry, Dad. That's just Toby being Toby.

Kathryn

We're inviting everyone we know to our house, knowing full well they're gonna be staring at us. And meanwhile our girls are fighting over some boys.

John

(Pouring Wine)

Kathryn

Could you pour me on of those?

John

This is for you.

Kathryn

Where have you been?

John

I'm guessing whatever answer I give you will be the wrong one?

John

(To Ty): You don't look like Simone.

Ty

Hello sir.

John

What are we gonna do?

Kathryn

Well, we can't stop her from seeing him.

John

(Scoffs): Oh, yes we can.

Kathryn

If we do that,we are going to be raising "Ty Junior" in a year.

John

That's not funny.

John

You kept my daughter away from me FOR THIRTEEN YEARS! I will never forgive you for that.

Regina

And the more I know you, the more I realize that I was right to keep it a secret. You would've taken both girls away from me.

John

You are damn right I would've.

Kathryn

Too bad he dried out.

John

Yeah, tell me about it. Dry Hump Ale.

Regina

(to Daphne) Nacho Rivera? He threw the brick? And now you're seeing him? Seriously? Are you that mad at me?

John

What's she mad at you for?

Daphne

Take your pick: that she's in business with Chip Coto or that she pulled a gun on me.

John

What is going to happen to her?

Kathryn

I'll tell you what's going to happen. She is going to live through this and so are we.