Daphne, it's okay. That's just Bay being Bay.
What does that mean?
I think it's a euphemism for another word that starts with "B".
Toby.
Don't worry, Dad. That's just Toby being Toby.
Indulge me. I'm trying to figure out what my life could have been like, who I might have been.
Hmm, well, you'd probably still be a pain in the ass.
(Sarcastically): Oh, thank you. You're so sweet.
(To The Interpreter On The Video Phone With Daphne): Could you emphasize "really"?
(To The Interpreter On The Video Phone With Daphne): Could you tell her-- wait, don't sign "her" like I'm talking about her in third person 'cause that's rude.
I know you're(Daphne) mad.
IInterpreter
Never tell a woman she's mad.
Dude, I got this.
IInterpreter
Your funeral.
So, you would never date anyone hearing. No matter what. You're telling me if Brooklyn Decker came onto you you'd say, "Sorry, I'm deaf, you're hearing, this cannot work."
Brooklyn Decker? The Sports Illustrated model?
That's the one. I knew it.
Well, obviously, first, she'd want to make passionate love to me many, many times. But after that? It'd never work. She wouldn't understand my culture, my family, my perspective on the world. And that's everything. Fact it my ideal girlfriend is hot, smart, funny, into motorcycles & deaf. If I actually found her, I'd walk away from Brooklyn Decker in a heartbeat.
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