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She speaks to me. She whispers in my dreams. She told me about you, Punk and Bryan. She said that y'all would be tough as nails, and if we wanted to take you down, well then we'd have to hunt you like dogs. She was right. But we are the reapers, and there's nowhere left to run.
Oh, my God!
What?!
It's Sting!
What?!
Stinger's here!
A six-time WCW Champion, a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
But what the hell is he doing here?
The Icon! The Franchise!
The man who has never stepped foot inside WWE's arena before!
What a hell of an impact he's made the first time he did!
But why is Stinger here?!
None of his business, I'll tell ya!
This is incredible! [Sting comes to the ring and attacks Scott Armstrong] Down goes Armstrong!
[Sting enters the ring and stares down Triple H for two minutes, amidst the chants of "Holy Shit!", "Sting!" and "This is awesome." Triple H attacks, but Sting evades, then kicks him in the gut.]
Look at this! Sting!
Triple H with the first shot, but he missed!
[Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop on Triple H.]
Stinger strikes! [Sting pulls Rollins off of Ziggler onto his back, then pulls Ziggler on top of him, and walks out] And he pulls Ziggler into the cover of Seth Rollins.
[seeing the original referee make the count] Hey guys...
Here's the cover.
No! [The referee hits three] NO!
Team Cena wins!
Whoo-hoo!
Here is your winner: Dolph Ziggler, and Team Cena!
Oh, happy day!
The Authority is gone!
What has Sting done? And why?
Ladies and gentlemen, the most incredible moment in Survivor Series history! The Authority is out of power! Dolph Ziggler is the lone survivor, and the iconic Sting returns with a Death Drop to Triple H!
[Triple H and Stephanie McMahon stand alone in the ring after losing the match to Team Cena, leaving the Authority out of power.]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Crowd starts to sing "Na Na Na (Kiss Him Goodbye)"]
Crowd: NA NA NA NA. NA NA NA NA. HEY HEY HEY Goodbye.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!!!!!!
[After Roman Reigns won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in the tournament finals, only for Sheamus to cash-in Money in the Bank and become champion]
Roman Reigns finally reached the summit, and he got Brogue Kicked right off of it!
Toronto!
[crowd cheers]
Look what you've done! We are a couple of star boys! And tonight, these star boys...we got enemies, got a lot of enemies. We got a couple of haters...a couple of haters...from SmackDown trying to drain us of our energy!
And ain't nobody could've drained us of our energy, because we are in Toronto, and we've been sipping on Timmy Horton's all day long! [crowd cheers) And as for SmackDown Live, they've been sipping on their cup of Average Joe.
[crowd cheers]
Tonight, we are running through the six with our foes. So Team Raw's on their ones and twos. I got 'em all BO's. So SmackDown...you better be on your Toron-toes, babe. [He strips down his overalls to reveal a writing of "If You're Reading This, It's Too Late" a la Drake's album as the crowd cheers louder]
If you're reading this it's too late because there's only [the crowd joins in] one word...to describe you, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya! S-A-W-F-T!
SAWFT!
[moments later, after all the members of Team Raw have made their entrances:]
Oh, Toronto! Don't you dare...be sour! Clap for your world-famous 2-time champs and feel the power!
[The New Day's music kicks in and they enter as the crowd chants "New Day rocks!"]
Tonight, we are much more than just your [The New Day members wiggle their hips and the crowd joins in] WWE World Tag Team Champions...
...We are also your Raw tag team captains. But tonight...is not about us. Oh...no. [He points at the members of Team Raw] Tonight...is about us! All of us! All of us as we stand united with one goal in mind: And that goal is to put the whooping on Team SmackDown, baby!
But why? But why? Because...Team Raw rocks! [the crowd joins in as Team Raw marches their way to the ring] Team Raw rocks!
[Woods plays his trombone to the rhythm of the crowd chanting "Team Raw rocks" while Team Raw marches to the ring]
Feel free to join us on this...chanting anytime, Otunga.
I'll pass on this...as much as I have a point.
Seth Rollins said, "Survivor Series has always been big to me. I'm gonna stay the course tonight and lead Team RAW to victory."
Well, his shirt tells me he's a little bit of self-interest in there. He's got half of his own shirt, half of Team RAW.
What an astute observation there, Jennifer Hudsband.
[During the epic Brock Lesnar vs Goldberg fight]
SPEAR! Goldberg hit Lesnar with a spear from out of nowhere!
Goldberg may shock the world.
Goldberg looking to end this early.
Lesnar's hurt. Lesnar's hurt. [Goldberg hits Lesnar with another spear] Goldberg again with another spear! 2 spears to Lesnar! Brock's in trouble! Brock's in trouble!
I don't think anybody expected this sort of dominance right out of the gate from Goldberg!
The Beast may be on the verge of getting slayed!
[Lesnar struggles to get up to his feet and moments later Goldberg scoops Lesnar up for a Jackhammer]
Goldberg looking for a Jackhammer! A Jackhammer to Lesnar..here's the cover...[Referee counts the 3] OH MY GOD! Goldberg beat Brock!
Here is your winner...Goldberg!
A monumental upset! After 12 years, Goldberg returns to the ring and absolutely destroys The Beast!
I cannot believe what I just witnessed!
You and me both! Goldberg said he had one last Jackhammer and that one last Jackhammer was good enough to pin Brock Lesnar.
The entire world has got to be in shock right now.
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