P The Penguin
Even if I did know where to find the Mad Hatter, I'm no stool pigeon. Why should I tell you?
SA Superman-as-Batman
A man's life is in danger. Isn't that enough?
P The Penguin
You're breaking my heart.
[Whispers] Kick over the desk. [Superman looks uncertain, hesitating, as Superman is not typically a bad cop] Just do it!
SA Superman-as-Batman
[Kicks the desk over and into the wall] I won't ask twice.
P The Penguin
All right, no need to get your feathers ruffled. It happens our capped compadre is attending a meeting of notable ne'er-do-wells. They're hatching a plot to capitalize on your... purported disappearance.
SA Superman-as-Batman
[Lifts him of the ground by his collar] Where?
B Bane
By combining our talents, we will rule Gotham City. Anyone we wish to imprison, you, Riddler, will entrap. Any from whom we require allegiance, you, Hatter, will control. And any that stand in our way, I will break.
R Riddler
I've always wanted to team muscle with my mind. And any chance to test my new puzzles, of course.
B Bane
And you, my friend, are you in?
Tweedle-Bane and Tweedle-Brain, if it's all the same, I'll play your game.
[Superman as Batman just broke a massive statue, destroyed a device confining him, and went toe-to-toe with Bane, beating him handily]
He's really being controlled by aliens? Eugh.
[seeing Brainiac's spaceship] That looks friendly.
Actually, it looks....Kryptonian.
I suspected that we might meet, Batman.
[as Batman] You got into Wayne's computers during his partnership with LexCorp.
[as Batman] You saw that his company could built you a rocket, so you took control of Bruce Wayne and had him authorize the project.
You're every bit the detective that your followers on the Internet believe.
[as Batman] I also know how you work: collect a planet's knowledge, then destroy it. I can't allow you to leave.
What you allow does not concern me. While your deductive skills are impressive, you are still only human.
[Upon discovering that Superman was disguised as Batman]
Kal-El. This development was highly improbable.
Today's been full of surprises.
I hear the city's been busy.
Nothing the kid couldn't handle. I have to say, for a guy who's supposed to be such a loner, you sure know how to pick a partner.
S Scientist
This is crazy.
CB Chameleon Boy
You asked for heroes; you didn't say anything about sanity.
What's this strange power you have?
The ability to attract every airhead in Smallville!
KB Kenny Braverman
[after seeing Brainiac] Whoa! Check out Darth Vader! Que Pasa man? Take a wrong turn at Tatooine?
[holding Kenny up high] Where does Clark Kent live?
KB Kenny Braverman
Clark? What is this?
Insufficient response. [throws Kenny across the street]
[Seeing Jonathan preparing to help Clark] Don't be foolish! You need something better than a shovel!
CB Chamelon Boy
Up, up and away! Ha! I always wanted to say that!
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