Like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.
S3 E3New Kids in Town
[After seeing his future costume] Red underpants? Now I know you're crazy!
At last, the son of Jor-El kneels before me.
S3 E4Obsession
[Darci Mason leaves after Superman saves her from a robot trio]
This couldn't have been just some kidnapping attempt. And she knows more than she told the police, I'm sure of it.
That's Darcy. She takes reticence to a whole new plateau.
Watch out, Clark. You're about to burn a hole in those glasses.
MMan
Hey lady, you can't park there, it's for emergencies only.
EWExpensive Woman
Your definition of 'emergency' is way too limited. [car gets smashed by kangaroo]
DMDarci Mason
[to Toyman] I'll never love you. Never!
I know there's a place for me in your heart. [charges up a drill] I just have to find it.
DMDarci Mason
[to Clark Kent] Didn't I see you at the fashion show? What are you, a stalker?
Actually I'm a reporter.
DMDarci Mason
Even worse. At least stalkers are honest about what they do.
TGToy Guards
Halt! Friend or foe?
[Destroys guards] Foe.
S3 E5Little Big Head Man
Oh well. Me save more people tomorrow.
[about Bizarro] This is so sad! I can't take it anymore!
Who there? Where am voice from?
The greatest hero in the universe, reduced to saving rocks and playing house! [shows himself] If I'd stayed quiet one more second, I'd need a colossal barf bag!
Ha! You funny little big head man!
Hey, you funny little big head man.
Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service.
Mr. Mzy... pzy...
Eh, don't bother, you'll give yourself a hernia.
Hey Clark, listen to this. Apparently some nut in a Superman costume just trashed a department store downtown. If I didn't know better I'd say it was-
[crashes through the wall] Where am Superman!
CLClark and Lois
Bizzaro?!
Mxyzptlk?! I thought you promised to stay away from Earth forever!
No, no, no. I only promised I wouldn't come back and bother you, and I'm not! Old Rockhead is!
And I can guess you got him riled up.
[about Superman] You know how it is. Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly! I've gotta bug that jerk till I die!... Or he does.
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