Succession · Season 1, Episode 5
“I Went to Market” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Tom Wambsgans (2), Roman Roy (2), Greg Hirsch (2), Kendall Roy (1), Connor Roy (1), Frank Vernon (1), Ewan Roy (1)
I'm in Canada.
Excuse me? Canada? Canada, with the healthcare and the ennui? Why's that, cocksock?
Um... I'm driving my grandpa down for Thanksgiving.
Oh, Greg, fuck your grandpa.
Okay, you're on, you're on speakerphone, Tom.
[long pause] Well, I shouldn't be, Greg.
I went to the market and I bought a crack pipe...
[everyone groans]
That's terrible.
No? All right. I went to the market and I bought a gimp suit.
This whole family is a nest of vipers. They'll wrap themselves around you, and they'll suffocate you.
I'm pretty sure...[elevator door closes] I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors.
And I'm thankful that I am going to be marrying into one of the most vital and interesting and kind and loving families in the world.
Are you not going to be marrying Shiv anymore?
Ever hear of loyalty?
Sure. Wasn't he one of the seven dwarves? No?
Oh...
Oh, he's a rapper. He was in Wu-Tang?
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