Succession · Season 1, Episode 1
“Celebration” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Kendall Roy (4), Logan Roy (3), Roman Roy (2), Shiv Roy (1), Connor Roy (1)
You get the message?
What?
I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company. Ever.
I'm sorry?
You're a bunch of bloated dinosaurs who didn't even notice the monkeys swinging by until yesterday. Well, fuck you, daddy's boy.
Do you wanna call your dad?
Do I wanna call my dad? No, I don't wanna call my dad. Do you wanna call your dad?
Oh, we're not surprising him, are we? Oh, this is- Oh, he's gonna love this. I think the last time I surprised him he took a swing at me.
[receiving a gift from Connor] Oh, wonderful. What is it?
Well...
Oh yes, yes, it's a goo. It's a fucking goo?
It's perfect.
It's sourdough starter. I thought that you might like to make something.
Ohh... great.
Yeah, okay. You shouldn't have opened it. Never mind. Forget it. It was an idea. I thought you might like it.
I do, I do. I just don't know what the fuck it is!
I wasn't about to get into a fucking big dick competition, okay?
I hear you bent for him.
Wha... I what?
I hear you bent for him, and he fucked you.
Well, no, actually.
You know, I know that you've read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what?
What?
Sometimes, it is a big dick competition.
It's my fucking company.
Yeah you're right, it is your fucking company. And you know what? You're running it into the fucking ground.
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