Strangers with Candy quotes

I want to be an arsonist.

Jerri

I’d like to root in her cellar. Mmmpphh!

Now, are there any questions I have the ability to answer?

Thank you.

Dreams are a great thing, but you know something? They take a lot of energy. But that's OK. There's a job waiting for you down the block from your house that doesn't require a thought in your head or a hope in your heart. So come on down and work for the artificial flower factory. Why fight it? OK? Thank you.

Jerri

I'm confused. Dreams....What are mine?

Noblet

I don’t know, Jerri. It's your future. What do you want to do in the future?

Jerri

Go to my locker.

Noblet

I mean way down the line, Jerri. I want you to think far into the future. What are you going to do?

Jerri

Open it.

Jellineck

My whole teaching career is a farce, wrapped in a masquerade, smothered in a facade frosting.

Jellineck

I was a complete zero, Jerri.

Jerri

And now?

Jellineck

Well, and now you can multiply that zero by a hundred!

Jerri

Wow, that must be a lot.

Noblet

Why are you pushing me away?

Jellineck

I'm not pushing you away. I'm pulling me towards myself.

Jerri

Cancer. That's hilarious.

Jerri

It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want. Sure beats doing it!

Jerri

I'm floating down a hallway

Jerri

and i'm naked

Jerri

and its me but its not really me because i'm watching me walk naked

Jerri

and then suddenly i'm falling off a cliff

Jerri

and before i hit the bottom, i wake up

Let's go watch some gay porn so we can get our hate back.

Sara

This has nothing to do with you, Alan. We just need to talk about you someplace where you can't hear us.

Blackman

Dear Lord, thank you for giving this game your undivided attention. We'll try to be brief so you can return your energies to the movement of the stars and the condemnation of the Jews. Please hand us an easy victory. I'm not saying that if we lose we'll turn away. But do you really want to take that risk? And finally, just as you cured the blind, thank you for curing this team of the blind. Oh, and, uh, forgive me for that thing I did with the thing. Amen.