Boy am I thirsty. I'm gonna go get a hot dog.
“The Goodbye Guy” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Jerri Blank (4), Geoffrey Jellineck (1), Onyx Blackman (1), Sara Blank (1), Tammi (1)
[to hot dog vendor] Drown it in salt, and don't skimp on the bacon bits. [pause] Today.
I don't mean to seem insensitive, but wasn't your father torn to shreds by wild dogs?
[on her father's death] Maybe I am in denial... unless of course, he's alive!
I do appreciate your lovely sentiments, Mr. Blackman, but I should tell you that Guy’s last wish was that "no darkies" attend his wake.
I was just pawing at your dead father a moment ago and it really helped.
You know, I think I saw him today. He was waiting for a bus and I screamed, "Daddy! Daddy! You're not dead!" But I think he had to go somewhere, because he ran away really fast.
CPCassie Pines
Naturally, as student counselor my first responsibility is to the teachers.
CPCassie Pines
Just because your dad was killed in some freak accident nobody can have one!? Well, I'll tell you something. My daddy's alive and yours is dead and ain't nothing gonna change that!
[upon walking into the cafeteria] Good Lord! Is this where they eat?! Tell me this is some kind of holding cell for miscreants.
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