You must be about as worn out as a hooker on VJ Day.
“The Virgin Jerri” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Jerri Blank (4), Tammi (2), Onyx Blackman (1)
Drake! Why did you spread those vicious lies?
DRDrake Rogers
'Cause you didn't spread those vicious thighs.
I've got something that boys want and they can't have it.
Really? How about girls?
What?
Nothing. Just testing the waters.
The ways of love are a mystery to me. The feeling of man’s pelvis pounding against your haunches as you lie bent over a beer-soaked pool table grasping for leverage. And the endless jackhammer action turns you into a quivering mound of oozing pleasure.
Are you thinking about having sex already?
Does a pimp carry a razor?
I don't know!
Trust me, they all do.
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