[Walking up to the boys] Well isn't this a nice surprise.
[Sees Eleven and drops his bike] WHAT are you doing here?
This is her new style. What do you think?
What's wrong with you? You know she's not allowed to be here!
What is she, your little pet?
Then why do you treat me like garbage?
She is! [Looks to Lucas for support] She is! She is sick!
Yeah she's sick, she's really sick! That's why, we're here actually.
Yeah yeah, we're shopping! Not for us, but for her, for Nana!
For Nana! [Max stares at him, suspicious]
Also we're here to get a gift for you. [Eleven glares at him] We just, we couldn't find anything that suited you, and I only have like, three dollars and fifty cents so it's hard.
Super hard! It's.. it's expensive.
You lie. [Mike just looks at her] Why do you lie? [Mike doesn't respond. Eleven looks at the bus arriving, and, determined, walks up to Mike with a fierce expression] I dump your ass! [Mike looks shocked, while Max looks both shocked and impressed. Eleven turns and walks away to the bus, Max following. They giggle and hi-five]
[Hopper, having been stood up by Joyce, moves to leave the restaurant with a bottle of wine]
WWaiter
Sir, I'm afraid no alcohol is allowed off the premises.
[Blows raspberry] I can do anything I want. I'm the chief of police.
[Following Will] Will, come on! You can't leave, it's raining! Listen, I said I was sorry, alright? It's a cool campaign, it's really cool! We're just, not in the mood right now.
[Turns to him angrily] Yeah, Mike! That's the problem, you guys are never in the mood anymore! You're ruining our party!
Really? Where's Dustin right now? [Mike doesn't respond] See? You don't know, and you don't even care, and obviously he doesn't either and I don't blame him! You're destroying everything, and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl!
(defensive) El's not stupid! It's not my fault you don't like girls! [Will stares at him, at a loss for words] I'm not trying to be a jerk, okay? But we're not kids anymore. I mean, what did you think, really? That we were never gonna get girlfriends? That we were just going to sit in my basement all day and play games for the rest of our lives?
[On the verge of tears] Yeah, I guess I did. I really did. [He gets on his bike and pedals away through the rain]
But here's the thing. When Billy is alone with a girl they make like really crazy noises.
Yeah, but like, happy screams.
Happy screams… what is happy screams?
It's like... I'm just gonna lend you my mom's Cosmo.
[About a ventilation shaft] I'll fit. Trust me. No collar bones, remember?
Oh, he's, uh Yeah, he's got some disease. Chry, uh, It's chrydo, um... something. Yeah, I dunno. He's missing bones and stuff. He can bend like Gumbo.
I'm pretty sure it's Gumbo.
[Unfurls blueprint sheet on table] All right. You see this? This is the route you're gonna take. Then we just wait till the last delivery goes out tonight. Then you knock out the grate, jump down, open the door.
Then you find out what's in those boxes?
Mm-hmm. And you say this guard is armed.
Yes, but he won't be there.
Lasers, spikes in the wall?
You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.
We'll be in radio contact with you the whole time...
Ah, ah, ah! Child endangerment.
Erica? Hi. Uh... We think these Russians want to do harm to our country. Great harm. Don't you love your country?
You can't spell "America" without "Erica".
Uh, yeah, yeah. Oddly, that's, uh, totally true. So, so, don't do this for us. Do it for your country. Do it for your fellow man. Do this for America... Erica.
Ooh! I just got the chills. Oh, yeah, from this float, not your speech. Know what I love most about this country? Capitalism. Do you know what capitalism is?
It means this is a free market system. Which means people get paid for their services, depending on how valuable their contributions are. And it seems to me, my ability to fit into that little vent is very, very valuable to you all. So, you want my help? This USS Butterscotch better be the first of many. And I'm talking free ice cream for life.
No! We have had a very long day. We've been shot at, nearly blown up, walked god knows how many miles in 100 degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic psychopath, all so we could bring HIM to YOU because somehow you're the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can't believe but that doesn't matter because unfortunately we're here. So if you don't mind put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he's doing that’s making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please!
