Murray quotes from Stranger Things

Murray

[Translating for Alexei, speaking to Hopper] He says he likes your courage. You remind him of a fat Rambo.

Joyce

What is your problem?!

Murray

Please stop talking!

Joyce

No! We have had a very long day. We've been shot at, nearly blown up, walked god knows how many miles in 100 degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic psychopath, all so we could bring HIM to YOU because somehow you're the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can't believe but that doesn't matter because unfortunately we're here. So if you don't mind put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he's doing that’s making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please!

[In Russian] Get that out of my face, you bald American pig.

Murray

[In Russian] I may be bald, but you're the one in handcuffs, Soviet scum.

Murray

I don't understand what he's saying.

Joyce

I thought you were fluent.

Murray

Oh, I'm sorry. Are my free translation services not good enough for you? Because you can just go ahead and file your complaint right up my ass!

Murray

Some sparkling new spark plugs for Bilbo Baggins.

Dustin

Spark plugs, that's it?

Murray

I'm also giving out free hugs.

Dustin

You didn't get the turbochargers?

Murray

No.

Dustin

The suspension kit?

Murray

No.

Dustin

The aerodynamic spoiler?

Murray

No.

Dustin

It wasn't a goddamn Christmas list, Murray.

Murray

That's exactly what it was. And the fact that Santa Murray scrounged all this up in a single afternoon and smuggled it into what is likely the most heavily secured location outside of the White House, Fort Knox and Area 51 is a goddamn Christmas miracle. So, count your blessings, hang some mistletoe, pucker up, and kiss my jolly ass!

Dustin

Thank you for the spark plugs.