Scenes with Aerrow 123
That's the last of Snipe's posse!
Aerrow
Great job, Finn! Now it's just Snipe and us!
Wow. Things might actually be looking... good.
[to Snipe] Think you can take us all on?
Don't have to. I'll let my new friend do it! [laughs]
[Snipe presses a button on a remote control. A giant fan appears]
Eh, yeah. That's the last time I ever get optimistic.
[After Snipe's fan broke down]
One of these days, Snipe's gonna come up with a weapon that actually works and then we'll be in real danger.
[Stork is lying on the couch, a bag of ice on his head]
It was a close enough call for me. [whispering softly] I can still feel the breeze...
Aerrow
Uh, Stork... that's not the wind.
[As Stork opens one eye, he sees a Merbian carrier pigeon floating above him, a rolled-up piece of parchment held in its claws; naturally, he screams in panic]
[After reading the scroll, Finn wonders aloud what the "rites of Elp" is, asking, "Does it hurt?"]
More than you could ever imagine! For one day each year, every Merb, no matter where they are, must submit themselves for the most punishing task imaginable! [gasps dramatically] We must... [whispering menacingly] volunteer!
That's it? What's the big deal?
But it could be anything! Like cleaning hairy snoz-blat drains, or feeding the mouthless maggle-throps...
Aerrow
Does it have to be something terrible?
[A transport vessel arrives. A Merb in a red uniform steps out to hand Stork a form]
MMerb
They're all yours. [he quickly detaches the trailer, and departs]
[after reading the aforementioned form] Um, it says I'm supposed to go camping at some place called Terra Fauna, with 3 young Sky Scouts!? As their...
[The door on the trailer opens loudly, and three young Merbs yell in excitement, then zip over in front of Stork]
YMYoung Merbs
[in unison] Are you our new Sky Scout master!?
[dejectedly] Yes... no-no! Ehhhgh! [faints]
[Aerrow is standing over Stork, who fainted after seeing what he had "volunteered" for]
Aerrow
Everything's fine, Stork.
Oh... Aerrow, what a relief... I had a dream that I was- [hears the scouts chatting excitedly] Ugh... So, uh.. it wasn't a dream.
[After each name, the scene cuts to the kid who's named, starting with one boy wearing a red hankerchief and matching socks, jumping over the table then standing up triumphantly]
Aerrow
Uh, that's Griffin...
Huh... oh, I could do lotsa cool moves if this place were bigger!
Aerrow
Owlsley...
[Cuts to a boy wearing an orange hankerchief and matching socks]
[points to random levers, then pulls them] Hey, what's this do? And this? Oh, I know a lot about machines and stuff...
[Piper begins chasing after him]
What's that thing? [tightens a bolt on one of the cannons] I could make this way better.
[The cannon springs forward, followed closely by a frustrated Piper who groans in protest]
Aerrow
And Pydge.
[Cuts to a boy wearing a blue hankerchief and matching socks]
[hugging Radarr tightly] I love animals... I-I, I can talk to them... [imitates Radarr's growls]
[Radarr looks horrified, then runs away, with Pydge chasing after him excitedly]
Oh, hey, where ya goin'? Come back, I wanna talk to ya...
Aerrow
[to Stork] You should get going... now...
Aerrow
Now, any idea where we are?
Way off course. [points at a section of a map] Here. We're at the very edge of the charted Atmos, Aerrow. A place called "Sky's End".
Yeah, our end, more likely.
[The Storm Hawks are fighting a "dragon"]
Aerrow
I think I've found a chink in its armour! I'm gonna aim for that... belly button-looking thing.
Aerrow, dragons hatch from eggs! Even if it was real, it can't have a belly button!
Aerrow
Well then, Finn, Junko, you distract it while I aim for its imaginary belly button.
[After Eyeball saw the baby dragons that the Storm Hawks need to protect]
I think Radarr's trying to tell us something.
RRadarr
The sentence I said has four words. [Radarr holds up four fingers]
Aerrow
OK, four words.
RRadarr
First word. [Radarr holds up one finger]
RRadarr
Eyeball. [Radarr points at his eye]
Aerrow
Look?
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No.
RRadarr
Nah. EYEBALL. [Radarr points at his eye again]
RRadarr
[Radarr nods his head "Yes"] Yes. Second word. [Radarr holds up two fingers]
RRadarr
Saw. [Radarr waves his finger near his eye]
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Uh-uh.
RRadarr
Saw. [Radarr pretends use a saw]
Aerrow
Piston! Eyeball piston?
Oh, oh, oh - the death throes of a three-armed swamp gobbler?
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No, No, No, No! SAW. [Radarr pretends to use a saw again]
RRadarr
[Radarr makes a positive gesture] Absolutely!
Aerrow
Saw! Eyeball saw!
Eyeball saw? Is that some kind of torture device?
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Certainly not. Fourth word. [Radarr holds up four fingers]
Straight to the fourth word.
RRadarr
Dragons. [Radarr points at the baby dragons]
RRadarr
[Radarr gives Junko a thumbs-up] Definitely!
Eyeball saw the dragons! That means this place is about to be swarming with Murk Raiders!
[Aerrow has an itch, but he is not allowed to move to scratch it]
We're here for ya, buddy! Where does it itch?
Aerrow
[hesitantly] Well, uh...
Your knee? Uh, foot? Uh, elbow?
Aerrow
Uhh, not exactly...
[Radarr demonstrates its location by patting himself on the butt]
Ooh, sorry, dude... I can't help you there...
[handing Finn an extendable grabber] You've got the best aim...
Aerrow
Finn, more than ever, don't miss!
[Stork is reading from his poetry book to help Aerrow pass the time]
Now, for the next verse from "Darkness, Total Darkness, Purest Black"...
[Just as he is about to begin, Junko and Piper come in with Aerrow's meal, much to Stork's dismay]
Uh, guys... Fresh plate of Numby-Numby Scrool Bugs!
Aerrow
[disliking the look of the bugs] You know, guys, I've got a better idea. I've been noticing a slight knock developing in the left engine pod. Junko, could you check on that?
Aerrow
And Stork, I think the Condor is listing about a tenth of a degree to the port side.
[noticably saddened] Fine... I'll read to myself...
Aerrow
Junko, I'm still hearing the engine click.
[Junko growls and hits a pipe with a spanner]
Aerrow
Now I call it more of a "clack".
[Junko growls]
Aerrow
And Stork, we're on keel now, but maybe, like, two degrees of yaw.
[feeling a draught] What was that? [closes an air hole]
Aerrow
Stork, are you letting in a draught?
You know, I'll be really glad when Captain Notice Everything has better things to do than notice everything.
[Storm Hawks are confronting the Dark Ace for the second time]
[Encouraging the team] Aerrow knows what he's doing... [hesitates] Right, Aerrow?
Aerrow
Get out there and let the Dark Ace hit you. [Hits himself on the head]
[Storm Hawks look at him incredulously, Radarr faints]
[The Condor is flooding]
Aerrow
Grab your breathers! Abandon ship!
[The Storm Hawks, except Piper, put on their breathers]
My breather! Domiwick took it!
Aerrow
Hurry! Take mine!
Aerrow
There's no time to argue! There's still two miles of water between us and any more air!
So, what? You're just gonna go down with the ship?
Aerrow
I'm not giving up on the Condor yet. There's still a chance we can save her if the engine room doesn't flood.
But you'd have to close it off from inside the access duct.
Aerrow
Which I won't be able to do in a bulky breather.
[Aerrow gives Piper his breather]
You'd better make it back.
Aerrow
Hey, it's me. I'll find a way.
[Following a distress signal, the Storm Hawks have landed on a Terra and met a boy named Noob, who claims to be their biggest fan]
[excited] Oh, it's Piper. [regaining composure] Your number one fan. Name's Noob. I'm president of the Storm Hawks fan club.
[Noob presses a button on a remote control. The Storm Hawks' emblem appears on top of a nearby trailer]
Oh, it's Junko-Knuckle-Buster-Dunko! It's this Terra's leading tourist destination. That and the ancient Warp Crystal mines [points them out], but who cares about those, right?
Aerrow
This is really flattering, but we need to find out who sent that distress signal.
[excited] Ohh... fearless leader Aerrow, you rock. [regaining composure] Actually, that would be me. See, I was monitoring radio frequencies, and when I heard you guys were in the area... well, I just couldn't resist.
So, you faked a distress call just to get us down here?
And that's just the kind of initiative we should expect from our number one fan. Besides, he hasn't got a picture with the Finnster yet. [posing] Huh?
Y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.
[Noob has lost control of Finn's Skimmer and Aerrow is flying after him in an attempt to rescue him]
Aerrow
Noob, deploy your wings!
You know, I've noticed that sometimes your Skimmer's wings deploy automatically, and sometimes your co-pilot deploys them manually! That seems wildly inconsistent!
Aerrow
We got upgrades, OK? Just deploy them!
[The Storm Hawks have rescued Mr. Fluffykins from real danger]
Thank you, Storm Hawks. [reluctantly] And now, the gangster code dictates that I am, once again, in your debt.
Let's just call it even, except for one last little thing.
What? Are there some orphans somewhere you want me to adopt?
Probably, but no. What I want you to do is release Mr. Fluffykins.
Aerrow
He deserves to roam free in the wild with his own kind.
That's why he's been running away from you.
Is this true, Mr. Fluffykins?
[Mr. Fluffykins barks and whines]
I'll take that as a "yes".
[The Colonel removes Mr. Fluffykins's restraining collar and sets him down on the ground. Mr. Fluffykins scampers a short distance down the path before looking back and letting out a whine]
[through tears] I didn't want you anyway. Go! Just get out of here!
[Mr. Fluffykins starts leaving]
Fly! Be free. Don't look back, boy. It'll be easier that way.
[The Colonel sobs as Mr. Fluffykins flies away to join his own kind]
AFAerrow, Finn, Piper and Junko
Awww...
[They notice Stork crying]
What?! [clears throat] I have allergies.