Piper quotes from Storm Hawks

Piper

[to Cyclonis] So you pulled me from that storm just so you could destroy me?

Master Cyclonis

Oh, I didn't come to destroy you. I came to ask you to join me. See, we're a lot alike, you and me... More than you'd like to admit.

Finn

[to Piper] Well, I was wondering, seeing as you're a girl and all, you wanna braid each other's hair or something?

Finn

What?

Piper

Thanks, Finn. I really needed that.

Finn

[to Aerrow] I will never understand girls.

Piper

[to Finn and Junko] You used my only Solaris Crystal for a barbecue?

Junko

It was pretty tasty.

Junko

Wait! What are you doing?

Aerrow

Creating a distraction.

Junko

But that's my extra-special piece of... silvery metal!

Piper

What does it do?

Junko

I don't know. I just like it!

Finn

It's me! I taste good! My flavour's irresistible!

Aerrow

[to Stork] What's gotten into Finn?

Stork

Well, let's see. Darting eyes, shortness of breath, paranoia directed towards inanimate objects...

Finn

[to a rock] I'm onto you, you little rock!

Stork

A sure sign of Gorge Madness.

Piper

Are you sure? He's like that when he skips lunch, too.

Piper

Excuse me, that was my favourite song.

Finn

Why would you want to listen to that stuff when you can have the solid styles of Finn instead? [puts on his rock music]

Piper

I'd rather eat nails, which is exactly what that sounds like... on a chalkboard.

Piper

Finn can be in charge.

Aerrow

What?

Finn

Really?

Piper

Yeah. How else can he get the experience? Besides, when he realises how much work it really is, maybe he'll stop asking.

Finn

[to Stork] As acting team leader, I ordered you to grill.

Stork

Um... I've got more important things to do, like flying the ship.

Finn

You are dissenting. Punishment for dissent is... uh... banishment!

Piper

[to Finn] You can't be serious.

Finn

Junko, would you please see Stork to his quarters?

Stork

Don't bother. I know the way.

Finn

[to Burner] I'd be willing to bet anything on Aerrow.

Burner

Really? Then how about this? If your boy doesn't leave Saharr wearing the Crystal Amulet, you wash our carrier... for a year.

Piper

A year of Finn doing all the cleaning? That's gonna be one dirty carrier.

Stork

There's no way he can win.

Finn

What do you mean?

Stork

It's a simple matter of gimbal rotation and gyroscopic procession.

Finn

Um... Once again, what do you mean?

Piper

Aerrow's ride isn't fast enough.

Piper

[looking at a large part] Is this part of the Condor's engine?

Finn

Of course not; it's the whole thing!

Piper

I know this is supposed to be a festival and all, but these guys are seriously out of control.

Aerrow

I know. Isn't it great?

Piper

Stork, check it out! This is what I really wanted to see. It's a Blizzard Crystal!

Thanks to it, we's got a new home, eh.

Stork

And I've got a case of extreme thermal paralysis.

Stork

Oh yeah. Already numb. Only a matter of time before I lose the whole arm.

[to Piper] When we're finished here, there's a couple of dusty old nothing terras nearby we're gonna do up right! Just like this one here.

Piper

I guess, if nobody minds.

'Course not. Who needs all that rock and dirt when you can have nice, cold snow, eh?

Piper

[to Suzi-Lu] I just spoke with the Sky Knight of Terra Nord. He said you'd be welcome to live there if you wanna move.

Hmmm... It is cold there.

Yeah, but those guys are hosers. Seriously, I've had fleas that rock out better than them.