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Storm Hawks · Season 1, Episode 7

“The Black Gorge” quotes from Storm Hawks

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“The Black Gorge” · Season 1, Episode 7

In this episode: Stork (8), Aerrow (5), Junko (5), Finn (3), Piper (3)

[The Condor has dropped into the Black Gorge after losing crystal power]

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that I told you a shortcut over the Black Gorge would have catastrophic results!

Everybody OK?

[sarcastically] We're terrific. Crashing into the Black Gorge suits us just fine.

[Stork takes out some goggles]

The light-enhancing glass on these peepers will let us actually see our slow and painful demise.

[The Storm Hawks are using metal to distract the Vulca Bats]

Wait! What are you doing?

Creating a distraction.

But that's my extra-special piece of... silvery metal!

What does it do?

I don't know. I just like it!

[The Storm Hawks are walking through the Gorge, with Stork leading the way]

Ahead is Meat Trap Marsh, the first of the ever-increasing Gorge horrors that all lead to the Giant Poison-Toothed Spiny Gorge Sloth... and our inevitable demise.

[Mr. Cheepers, Junko's new pet, is pointing at a shortcut]

Hey, maybe he knows a shortcut!

There are no shortcuts. Straying from this map means certain doom at the hands of the Giant Gorge Sloth... Unless, of course, that's what you want.

No, thank you.

[The Vulca Bats are still eating Junko's metal]

Oh, no! I think I just lost a rare left-handed... ratchet thing... forever!

[Finn is licking himself]

It's me! I taste good! My flavour's irresistible!

[to Stork] What's gotten into Finn?

Well, let's see. Darting eyes, shortness of breath, paranoia directed towards inanimate objects...

[to a rock] I'm onto you, you little rock!

A sure sign of Gorge Madness.

Are you sure? He's like that when he skips lunch, too.

[Stork appears to have been wrong about the Gorge Sloths]

Oh, doom, why have you forsaken me?

[Mr. Cheepers has turned into a Gorge Sloth]

Don't you remember me, Mr. Cheepers? I cared for you! You were my friend!

[Mr. Cheepers roars at Junko]

Mr. Cheepers! No!

[A meat-eating plant eats Mr. Cheepers]

Oh yeah? Well, you were a lousy pet, Mr. Cheepers!

[to Stork] Exactly how irreversible is this Gorge Madness?

Well, it could be more of a 24-hour thing. Give or take a couple of years.

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