Piper quotes from Storm Hawks

Piper

This place is really giving me the creeps.

Stork

I think it's kinda homey.

Piper

We've gotta outrun them!

Stork

Any faster and the Condor will most definitely get scratched.

Piper

Any slower and we're gonna get blasted!

Stork

I'm just saying...

Stork

I hate tailgaters.

Piper

Good flying, Stork.

Stork

Yeah, well...

Aerrow

Piper, guys, this is-

Piper

Starling! Oh, my gosh! You're, like, my most favourite Sky Knight ever!

Piper

Um... I mean second favourite.

Piper

It's perfect! Absolutely positively 100% the best plan ever!

Stork

Um... I'm not gonna like this, am I?

Piper

The storms building in the southwest should give us perfect cover to monitor the new Cyclonian supply lines.

Stork

I was right. I don't like it.

Finn

You know what's southwest, don't you?

Junko

Oh, let me guess! Terra Neon's 24-hour gravy buffet!

Finn

Well, there is that, but think warmer.

Tropica!

Finn

Surfboards!

Junko

Snorkelling!

Finn

Umbrella drinks!

Sign me up!

Piper

Don't forget your swimsuits.

Finn

Hey! Thanks, Piper. I really didn't need to see that.

Aerrow

Most people would say this mission is dangerous, reckless, and pretty much impossible.

Piper

In other words, just our style.

Piper

[whispering] Radarr, quiet.

Aerrow

Piper, why are we whispering?

Piper

Aerrow, this is a phoenix nest. You know what a phoenix is, right?

Aerrow

Sure. It's a birdie.

Piper

It's more than just a bird. It's a very big bird, and it's usually on fire.

Piper

Finn, wouldn't you like to use a spoon?

Finn

Which one?

Aerrow

Yeah, Radarr's a handful sometimes, but what are you gonna do?

Piper

Die of embarrassment.

Aerrow

[to Harrier] You made a deal with the Dark Ace? Are you out of your mind?

Harrier

I know exactly what I'm doing! I'm ensuring that the Cyclonians will never threaten Terra Rex.

Piper

[to Harrier] That's the Dark Ace! He doesn't do deals!

Harrier

He gave his word. He is honour bound.

Dark Ace

Honour is overrated. The Cyclonian invasion force is preparing as we speak.

Piper

What happened?

Finn

What else? They got Walloped!

Piper

Lark actually created a force field that protected us from the storm! We didn't even get hit by a single raindrop! We almost forgot about the storm!

Until that really loud thunder!

Kaboom!

You've got quite a collection! [of crystals]

Piper

It's my favourite spot on the ship. The only place I can really just relax and be me.

Where are your books?

Piper

I don't really have any.

You mean you taught yourself all of this?

Well, I've just gotta know...

Master Cyclonis

How'd you figure it out?

Piper

Wasn't like it was that hard. The only Cyclonian who knows that much about crystals is the Master herself. Why the disguise?

Master Cyclonis

Like you'd ever invite me over to hang out.