Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Anyone know a shortcut to Terra Ray?

Stork

[scared] Shortcut?

S1 E7 The Black Gorge

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[Finn is in charge and has ordered a "high alert party". Stork starts walking away from the cooker]

[to Stork] As acting team leader, I ordered you to grill.

Stork

Um... I've got more important things to do, like flying the ship.

You are dissenting. Punishment for dissent is... uh... banishment!

[to Finn] You can't be serious.

Junko, would you please see Stork to his quarters?

Stork

Don't bother. I know the way.

S1 E8 Absolute Power

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[Stork is repairing Aerrow's ride]

Stork

There's no way he can win.

What do you mean?

Stork

It's a simple matter of gimbal rotation and gyroscopic procession.

Um... Once again, what do you mean?

Aerrow's ride isn't fast enough.

S1 E9 Velocity

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Stork, check it out! This is what I really wanted to see. It's a Blizzard Crystal!

AZAbsolute Zero

Thanks to it, we's got a new home, eh.

Stork

And I've got a case of extreme thermal paralysis.

[Stork's arm is numb]

Stork

Oh yeah. Already numb. Only a matter of time before I lose the whole arm.

S1 E10 Fire and Ice

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[The Raptors have cornered Stork on the Condor]

Repton

Any last requests?

[Stork notices that they are standing on a catapult]

Stork

Um... yeah. Get off my ship.

S1 E10 Fire and Ice

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[Finn has repelled a Verroc attack]

That's right! Nobody tangles with the Great Gomo!

Stork

Domo!

Whatever.

S1 E11 King For a Day

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Stork

[singing] Doom, doom, suffering and doom.

Does your music have to be so depressing?

[Stork jingles the bells on his hat and feet]

Stork

Yes.

S1 E11 King For a Day

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[The Storm Hawks are being pursued by Cyclonians]

Can't this thing go any faster?

Stork

Not... unless you want the engines to melt through the hull!

I'll take that chance. Full speed!

S1 E12 Terra Deep

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[The Storm Hawks are diving down a cavern]

Piper, how far down does this cavern go?

So deep it's not even on the map. Aerrow, those aren't just any clouds down there.

Stork

The deeper we go, the denser they get, until finally... crunch.

S1 E12 Terra Deep

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[The Storm Hawks are diving down a cavern]

Crossing 1,500!

Stork

I bet at 2,000 we'll be flat as a flapjack!

2,000!

[The Condor starts imploding due to pressure. Stork looks worried]

Come on, Stork, where's your sense of adventure?

2,500!

Stork

(sarcastically) This is the most fun I've ever had.

S1 E12 Terra Deep

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[After losing the Cyclonians]

Well, Stork, what's our status?

Stork

Well, we're nearly out of crystal fuel, our bulkhead is torn, and I've got this strange rash.

I mean the Cyclonians. Did we lose them?

Stork

No sign... for now.

S1 E13 Storm Warning

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Junko

You guys are gonna be so glad that you let me cook.

[Stork puts a piece of paper in front of Finn]

Stork

My will.

S1 E13 Storm Warning

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[Junko can't find Tynki]

Junko

Tynki? Where are you?

[Junko rummages a box of spare parts]

Stork

Not the important stuff! Can't you look for him in the toaster?

S1 E14 A Little Trouble

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[The battle airship is chasing the Condor and firing at it. Tynki is on the battle airship]

Junko

Tynki's on the battleship! I gotta save him!

Stork

But who's gonna save me?

S1 E14 A Little Trouble

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[The Condor has been pulled into a cyclone]

A blizzicane! We have to go around!