Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Registrar

I'll need your names and positions for the registering.

Aerrow

Aerrow. Sky Knight and leader.

Finn

Finn. Wingman and sharpshooter.

Junko

Junko. Flight engineer and... um... heavy ballistics.

Piper

Piper. Navigation and tactics.

Stork

Um... Stork... [sneezes, then sniffles] ...carrier pilot.

Registrar

What is that? Some kind of pet?

Aerrow

He prefers "mission specialist". We just call him "Radarr".

Registrar

Hmm. The Council will be most pleased to learn the new Storm Hawks squadron has formed. Your predecessors were greatly admired. You have much to live up to, Aerrow.

Aerrow

We're ready.

Registrar

Sign here, please.

Registrar

Wait just a minute! How old are you?

Stork

We're getting clobbered by that cruiser's cannons! Piper, if we don't run now, we're gonna lose the Condor.

Piper

Stork, what about the others?

Stork

Um... They should run, too.

Registrar

The future of the entire Atmos rests in that crystal.

Aerrow

We're going to Cyclonia to get it back.

We are?

Stork

We're doomed.

Piper

Cyclonia. It looks just as ugly below.

Stork

It does have a certain dark charm. I wonder how they decorate the dungeons...

Piper

This place is really giving me the creeps.

Stork

I think it's kinda homey.

Piper

We've gotta outrun them!

Stork

Any faster and the Condor will most definitely get scratched.

Piper

Any slower and we're gonna get blasted!

Stork

I'm just saying...

Stork

I hate tailgaters.

Piper

Good flying, Stork.

Stork

Yeah, well...

Piper

It's perfect! Absolutely positively 100% the best plan ever!

Stork

Um... I'm not gonna like this, am I?

Piper

The storms building in the southwest should give us perfect cover to monitor the new Cyclonian supply lines.

Stork

I was right. I don't like it.

Finn

SOP, ASAP! Niner, niner, engage, engage!

Junko

I have no idea what he just said.

Stork

We're under attack.

Aerrow

OK, what's our best-case scenario?

Stork

I'm hoping to pass out before we go "splat".

Finn

Let's review the definition of "best-case scenario".

Aerrow

[sighs] Batten down the hatches.

Stork

Batten down everything!

Aerrow

[calling Stork] Aerrow to Condor, Piper's Heliscooter's trashed. We don't see her anywhere.

Stork

[on radio] Um... You'd better get back here. Piper just showed up. She's acting...strange.

Junko

Hey, maybe he knows a shortcut!

Stork

There are no shortcuts. Straying from this map means certain doom at the hands of the Giant Gorge Sloth... Unless, of course, that's what you want.

Junko

No, thank you.

Finn

It's me! I taste good! My flavour's irresistible!

Aerrow

[to Stork] What's gotten into Finn?

Stork

Well, let's see. Darting eyes, shortness of breath, paranoia directed towards inanimate objects...

Finn

[to a rock] I'm onto you, you little rock!

Stork

A sure sign of Gorge Madness.

Piper

Are you sure? He's like that when he skips lunch, too.

Aerrow

[to Stork] Exactly how irreversible is this Gorge Madness?

Stork

Well, it could be more of a 24-hour thing. Give or take a couple of years.