Stork quotes from Storm Hawks, page 3 ... TV Quotes Database

Voiced by Scott McNeil

Storm Hawks · 475 quotes

Most-quoted character in Storm Hawks: in 171 of its 475 quotes
Most scenes with: Piper (54), Aerrow (50), Finn (48)

Lines by Stork 43

[Stork, now separated from Leugey, is taking a bath]

Stork

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in here for the rest of the week.

S2 E5 Life with Leugey

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[Monster Finn has pushed Stork off a cliff and into a deep swampy pond]

Stork

Step two: SHOW NO MERCY. (puts his helmet on and pond water splashes on him)

S2 E6 What Got into Finn?

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Stork

So, I traded in the Arachnoid for a new pet. This one is most assuredly the deadliest on Atmos. Wanna see?

[Stork shows the other Storm Hawks his new pet. They recoil in disgust]

Stork

[lovingly] I know. Isn't it great!? What should we name him!?

S2 E8 Second Chances

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[After crashing the Condor into the Suit of Untold Vengeance]

Stork

So much for the new paint job...

S2 E13 Energy Crisis

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[Stork is melting down the parts of the Suit]

Stork

Never wanna see this again... never wanna see this again... [picks up Finn's annoying puzzle game] and never wanna see this... ever again.

S2 E13 Energy Crisis

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[A tsunami has separated Stork and the Condor from the rest of the group. Stork is being threatened by the Terra's spear-wielding natives wearing tiki masks]

Stork

I... hate vacations.

S2 E17 Shipwrecked

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Stork

[to the natives] You think you've got me? Well, I've... [removes the nose from one of the native's masks] got your nose!

[Stork does a magic trick to make the nose 'disappear'. The natives gasp and run away]

Stork

Heh, heh, heh, heh. There should be a law against me...

S2 E17 Shipwrecked

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[Stork is trying to cross a rickety wooden bridge]

Stork

No big deal, no big deal. Just a... terrifying plunge to a... hideous, bone-shattering death...

S2 E17 Shipwrecked

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[Stork has reached the entrance to a temple]

Stork

Hmmm... a creepy cave in front of me, spear-waving tiki guys behind me.

[A thrown spear narrowly misses Stork]

Stork

Right. Creepy cave it is.

S2 E17 Shipwrecked

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[The natives are trying to persuade Stork, who is now wearing a tiki mask to disguise himself, to enter a tiki hut to be safe from a storm]

Stork

Um, sorry, but I've got to fly my big sky sled up to the heavens and commune with my fellow dieties! It's been fun!

[Stork runs straight into a tree, losing his disguise in the process]

Stork

And now it's not fun.

S2 E17 Shipwrecked

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Stork

[on movie] Tales From the Atmos! Listen carefully, as what I'm about to tell you could mean the difference between life... and a horrible, agonizing...

[Thunderclap]

S2 E19 Home Movie Night

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Stork

[on movie] So, take heed, all who listen... or not.

[Accompanied by flashes of lightning, Stork suddenly disappears from the movie and reappears in front of the projector screen]

Stork

We're all doomed anyway.

S2 E19 Home Movie Night

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[During the fight against Cyclonia]

Stork