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A character in Still Game

Ned quotes from Still Game

3 quotes

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Still Game: in 3 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Winston (2)

Scenes with Ned 3

[To the neds] I'll get my grandson, Joe, here on ye.

NNeds

Ooooh.

He's a boxer.

NNed

Aye, I can tell that, taking all those boxes intae the shop.

[Neds laugh]

His hands are classed as dangerous weapons.

N2Ned 2

Are your specs classified an' awe'? Ya specky auld bastard.

N1Ned 1

Here, you!

Who, me?

N1Ned 1

Aye, you! Auld yin!

What is it?

N1Ned 1

What you daein wi' that bush? Are you George Bush?

N2Ned 2

[laughs] George Bush! Ask him if he's Kate Bush, go on, ask him!

N1Ned 1

Shut up! Are you Kate Bush?

Aye, that's right(!)

N1Ned 1

Sing us a song, Kate Bush!

NNed

Ten quid, man. Ten quid buys ye freedom.

IIsa

[Hands ten pound note to Jack] Here, gie 'em that.

[To Isa] I'll square you up tomorrow.

IIsa

Just gie 'em it!

Right, here you are, go on.

NNed

Feechees.

Sorry?

NNed

Feechees.

Yes, feechees to you too. Are ye helpin us or whit?

NNed

Naw. A tenner fae each eh yees.

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