Still Game · 37 quotes
I'm no' gonnae tell yous again. Keep it doon.
What's the matter with you?!
You're annoying my customers.
Ah, shut up. We're your bloody customers and all!
You're no' customers. Customers buy drink. Yous have been sitting there nursing them since yous came in here.
Cannae play cards steamin', Boaby, must remain focused.
Oh, I'll focus you. Right oot the door.
Ah, now, Boaby, that's garbage patter. "Focus you oot the door"? You cannae just take a word, right, and slip it into a sentence and pass it off as excellent patter. You see, you've gotta be clever with it. For instance...
I don't know, something like "I'll focus my boot on your arse!"
See, that's good.
Aye. [gives Boaby the middle finger] "Focus on that, you old duffer!"
That is cruder but still as effective.
"Away and take a flyin' focus to yourself."
Nah.
Doesnae work, that, Eric.
Look, I could lose my licence. You shouldnae be playing cairds in here.
Cards, Boaby, we're playing cards, no' 'cairds'. Cairds is what you play cards wi'.
Just... keep it doon.
