Navid quotes from Still Game

Navid

( To Isa ) Braveheart! you look like Mel Gibson "They can take our lives, but they'll never take ma handbag!"

Navid

Get it up you, you value-for-money bastards!

Navid

You want me to talk to Tam, the most miserable bastard in the world, about changing his ways? Why don't you give me something simple to do, woman?! Like steal the Koh-i-Noor diamond, or climb K2 with Meena strapped to my back?!

What're you doin' looking through the letterbox?

What am I doin' looking through the letterbox?! Watching one old pal pumpin' the other! We aw know I'm a nosy bastard, but try to concentrate on the bigger picture! What are we gonna dae?

Navid

What are we goin' to dae? It's simple. We lure them into the shop, bludgeon them to death, cut aff their balls and hang them from the street lamps as a warning! That kind of filth will no be tolerated in Craiglang!

Is that what they do in your country, Navid?

Navid

No, you nosy cow! We live and let live, and we certainly don't poke our bastard noses through other peoples' letterboxes!

Jack

(Navid talking about losing business to a rival shop) You've still got us

Navid

Aye, but let's face it. You're old. Decrepit. You'll be deid within six months. Then where will a be? Now, what can I get ye.

Jack

Two coffins, ya cheeky bastard!