Morris quotes from Static Shock

Morris

Boy, don't be dissing Soul Power. Those hats are deadly.

Come on Mr. Grant, how dangerous can a hat be?

Oh leave the boy alone, Morris. And quit interrupting, I keep hoping maybe this time that arrogant Soul Power gets it in the chops.

Morris

(turns to Dennis) Dennis, I'm this close to giving you a knuckle sandwich. (Turns back to Virgil) Just keep reading, Sparky, and give it some 60's groove. You kids today have no sense of style. Why back in my day...

...Not again...

Morris

...Cars were faster, threads were finer, and the girls were foxy.

(exasperated at Morris' pre-occupation with the 60's) Ohh.

Morris

(lost in the past) Umm, umm.

That's it, (looks at watch,) lunch break.

Morris

Hey. You're not done with Soul Power.

Trust me, I'm done with Soul Power.

Goodbye old folks, hello...

Morris

(opens the door to the roof) ...Static

(still without his mask on) Mr. Grant?!...

Ahh, well I guess you're wondering, 'what's with the costume,' well, I... umm...

Don't sweat it boy, I knew you were Static when I first met you

What... You did?

Morris

Yep, (moves his hand in front of and around Virgil/Static, causing electrical energy to become visible) I could feel the electrical field around you.

Whoa... How'd you do that?

Morris

Because I have a secret identity too. Here, this should help you recognize me. (puts on a mask)

(doesn't recognize him) You're...the Lone Ranger?!

Morris

No. It's me, Soul Power.

(disbelief) What?!.

And you're gonna take me with you to that museum.

Whoa man are you trippin'--why would I do a whack thing like that?!

Because if you don't, I'll tell all my friends I met a real superhero today; Virgil Hawkins.