Static quotes from Static Shock

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(impressed) ...Voice command... Awesome. Hey Back-Pack, jam anything in the room plotting co-ordinates.

(to Specs) I should blast your butt, but that's ungentlemanly. (thinks it over again) Aw, who am I kidding?

Time we used Plan "B".

Ok. What's Plan "B"?

Stop using Plan "A".

Check us out, V! Hangin' with Dule, protecting him wherever he goes, we're his posse!

Uh, Rich, for us to be a 'posse', he'd have to know we're following him around.

Ah, right. So, what does that make us?

Stalkers.

You alright?

Ever since we took that dip in the lake, I got water in my ear! S'cuse me a second.

[smirks] Ah, that's better.

If this is a trick, you won't be able to run far enough.

Puff

(about Static) I don't get it. We snatch one guy, and he acts like it's the crime of the century.

Mr. Hawkins, I'm glad to see you're ok.

Robert

You can drop the act, Virgil.

You know?

Robert

Wasn't hard to figure out. Why else kidnap me to get to Static? And maybe, just maybe, in the back of my mind, I've always known.

Did you get my message?

Dude, you called me a worm like three times. How could I miss it?

Robert

Is that... Richie?

(coughs and deepens his voice) Er, Mr. Hawkins, you have to understand the most secret part of a superhero is his secret identity and, well, uh-

Yeah, that's Richie.

(voice cracks) Hi, Mr. H.