BGOfficer Bernie Glassman
[Bernie and Starsky have found Hutch and have discovered he's addicted to heroin] I've got to make a report!
No! No report. This didn't happen, Bernie. Understand? This didn't happen.
“The Fix” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: David Michael Starsky (3), Capt. Harold Dobey (2), Huggy Bear (1)
And one more thing... When you see Hutch, you tell him that he owes me one good waitress.
[sees Starsky walking past his office with a candy bar in his mouth] Starsky!
[muffled from the candy bar] Mornin', Cap'n.
[angrily] Get in here! It's the middle of the afternoon! Where's that partner of yours?
It's his day off, Captain.
His day off ended this morning. Now suppose you stop covering for him, get your tail on the horn, and tell him I said get his rear end in here!
The truth is, Captain, he's sick.
He ain't called in sick!
Well, you know how it is, he's in love.
What you mean is he's shacked up.
Yeah, well, uh... she is a pretty girl, Captain.
[completely uncharmed] You tell him I want him in here in one hour, and ready for duty. You tell him that.
There's only one problem, Captain.
What's that?
I don't know where he is to tell him that.
[Starsky has just found Hutch's gun in his apartment and knows something has happened to him] I'm telling you, he's gone!
No he isn't. He's out on a date with a beautiful girl, to use your words.
[frustrated] Captain, you don't understand!
What do you mean, I don't understand?
I found his gun back in his apartment.
[skeptical] Do you take that gun out with you when you go on a date?
[angrily] Hutch wouldn't visit his *mother* without a gun!
[firmly] All right, Starsky settle down!
[Starsky calms down]
What do you think happened to him?
[crossly] I don't know.
Well, you know about that girl.
I know her name, I know where she lives...
And?
I can't find her, either.
What do you want to do about it?
Missing Persons?
That's a 'missing officer.'
No, I mean 'missing partner.'
BFBen Forest
Hi, baby.
JWJeanie Walton
How'd you find me?
BFBen Forest
Where do you go when you're lookin' for something? You go to the cops. Even a cop named Hutch.
JWJeanie Walton
You're lying. He wouldn't tell you.
[She realizes something bad has happened]
JWJeanie Walton
What did you do to him?
BFBen Forest
You'll see, baby. You'll see.
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