EBEzra Beam
[Showing off his gaudy "church," filled with faux-pagan decor] Well, how do you like the way I converted the old pad?
Yeah, it's, uh, real nice. Gotta lot of class, Ezra. Who's your decorator - Vincent Price?
“Terror on the Docks” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: David Michael Starsky (1), Hutch Hutchinson (1)
EBEzra Beam
Listen, I laugh all the way to the bank. Demonology and devil worship, man, that's the newest fad. It's legal and tax deductible. These nuts and kooks all want to be sorcerers and pay for the privilege.
[to Hutch] I told you we were in the wrong business.
FDFather Delacourt
[Looking at Starsky and Hutch's clothing] Now tell me something, with you two dressed like that, what's left for the criminals to wear?
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