Hutch Hutchinson quotes from Starsky & Hutch

Hutch

I didn't know Little Orphan Annie was still around.

Starsky

Yeah. She's developin'.

Hutch

You ever see a fat lion, huh?

Starsky

Come to think about it, I've never seen a thin hippopotamus.

Huggy Bear

Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends.

Starsky

Mouse racing?

Hutch

I don't believe it.

Huggy Bear

Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?

Starsky

[Upon discovering a dead body in a shower stall] Tell me he slipped on a bar of soap.

Hutch

He slipped on a bar of soap.

Starsky

I don't believe it.

Hutch

Neither do I.

All right, what the hell are you doing? We have Jojo under surveillance and all of a sudden you pick him up?

Hutch

Surprised it took you this long to find us.

Listen!

Starsky

Ssshhh! Now calm down, will ya? We just decided to take Jojo out for a bite to eat - only he ain't hungry.

Hutch

Yeah. And after that, us girls are gonna do a little shopping.

Hutch

Thanks buddy... but what'd you have to do that for? He was the only guy that knew.

Starsky

[hardly breathing] Seemed to be a good idea at the time.

Starsky

Find my pants.

Hutch

I've got your watch.

Starsky

You forgot my pants?

Hutch

Uh...

Starsky

You mean you want me to hit the streets with no pants, no badge, no gun, no dignity? What's the matter with you? [to doctor] Do you believe him?

Hutch

You know, you're right, Starsk, I should have left you lying on the floor while I decided which pair of your equally crummy blue jeans I should pack.

Capt. Harold Dobey

Look, Hutch, we only have two hours.

Hutch

I don't care if we have two minutes, we don't give up!

Starsky

You still seeing whatshername?

Hutch

Sure. Still seeing whatshername. Took her to the whatchamacallit. Gave her my thingamajig.

Starsky

I didn't know it was that serious.

Starsky

Who are we supposed to report this too? I mean, who in the Hell are we supposed to trust?

Hutch

The same people we always trust. Us.

Starsky

Alright, let's check.

Hutch

Shells?

Starsky

Shells.

Hutch

Your Beretta?

Starsky

My Beretta. Your 38?

Hutch

My 38. Flares?

Starsky

Six flares.

Hutch

Tear gas grenades?

Starsky

Tear gas grenades, 1, 2, 3, 4.

Hutch

Shotgun?

Starsky

Shotgun, racked and loaded.

Hutch

Two radios?

Starsky

Two radios with fresh batteries, it's alright?

Hutch

It's alright. Flashlight?

Starsky

One flashlight.

Hutch

And the book.

Starsky

And the book.

Hutch

OK, let's get outta here.