You still seeing whatshername?
Sure. Still seeing whatshername. Took her to the whatchamacallit. Gave her my thingamajig.
I didn't know it was that serious.
“Pilot movie”
In this episode: David Michael Starsky (6), Hutch Hutchinson (4)
Okay, Rollie, who was supposed to kill me?
FRFat Rolly
I don't know, Starsk. On my mother's life I don't know.
You don't have a mother. You were found in a garbage can behind Weight Watchers.
There's something you oughtta know about Starsky and me. We're not like most partners. Y'know, usually there's the one guy who's kinda folksy. Kind that wants the best for everybody. The Pat O'Brien kind of guy. And then there's the other guy, the rough 'em up, hardnosed kind of guy. Well, that doesn't work for Starsky and me. See, we're both hardnosed, Rollie. And we don't like it when people don't give us everything we want.
Who are we supposed to report this too? I mean, who in the Hell are we supposed to trust?
The same people we always trust. Us.
CCannell
I hope we get back to the place by one o'clock.
ZZane
Why one o'clock?
CCannell
There's a picture on the tube I didn't see the end of. Red River. John Wayne.
ZZane
You never saw the end of it?
CCannell
No. Uh-uh - don't tell me.
ZZane
Oh, what's to tell? He wins. He always wins.
Does your mommy know you use language like this?
Everybody says the same thing, these two guys could never miss. I say they never miss unless they're told to.
Alright, let's check.
Shells?
Shells.
Your Beretta?
My Beretta. Your 38?
My 38. Flares?
Six flares.
Tear gas grenades?
Tear gas grenades, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Shotgun?
Shotgun, racked and loaded.
Two radios?
Two radios with fresh batteries, it's alright?
It's alright. Flashlight?
One flashlight.
And the book.
And the book.
OK, let's get outta here.
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