[Explaining pro wrestling to Starsky] Now, see, what happens is you get some Idaho potato picker in here, you give him a funny name and a fancy pair of tights and a bottle of ketchup.
“Omaha Tiger” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Hutch Hutchinson (3), David Michael Starsky (2), Huggy Bear (1)
Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends.
Mouse racing?
I don't believe it.
Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?
[Upon discovering a dead body in a shower stall] Tell me he slipped on a bar of soap.
He slipped on a bar of soap.
I don't believe it.
Neither do I.
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