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Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 15

Col. O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Talking to Dr. Jackson over the phone]

Col. O'Neill

No, no, no, wait. Don't hang up. I need a seven-letter word.

Dr. Jackson

I told Sam I wouldn't help you.

Col. O'Neill

Well then, this will be the one thing she doesn't know. "Up, Down, Charm"... Blank.

Dr. Jackson

"Strange."

Col. O'Neill

Yeah, well, thanks anyway.

Dr. Jackson

No, the word you're looking for is... [O'Neill hangs up]

[Cut to Colonel O'Neill stepping out of the elevator where Daniel, Teal'c and Sam are waiting impatiently]

Col. O'Neill

How long have you been standing there?

Dr. Jackson

You said half an hour an hour ago.

Maj. Carter

General Hammond is waiting for us.

[Colonel O'Neill hands Maj. Carter the crossword puzzle]

Maj. Carter

The fate of the universe is hanging in the balance and you've been sitting in your truck finishing this?

Col. O'Neill

I believe the bet was double or nothing. [SG1 begins walking up the stairs towards the briefing room]

Maj. Carter

Okay, 23 across, "the atomic weight of boron." The answer is ten.

Maj. Carter

You wrote "fat."

Col. O'Neill

Your point?

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