Stargate Atlantis · Season 1
Obviously there is more you want from me, or you would not have come.
Maybe we just came to kill ya.
[unafraid] Did you?
Unfortunately, no.
Well, there's always next time.
Rodney?
One of our people – Teyla – was taken by a Dart today.
[flippantly] I suppose she's already made some lucky Wraith a very tasty meal.
[John, Rodney and Ronon step into a doorway, aiming their weapons ... and stop and stare in total disbelief at what they see. A man is sitting on a bunk inside the room, dressed in a grey prison outfit. He sighs in relief at the sight of them.]
Finally. It’s about bloody time. [standing up] What took you so long?
Aye, you're damned right it is! First you tell me I'm not the only Carson Beckett, and then you tell me the other one died in a horrible explosion! [suddenly coming to a realization] Oh my God! My mother! You didn't tell her, did you?
Well...yeah.
Good Lord!
[after Sheppard assists him in putting on his pack] Thank you. I must be a wee bit rusty.
You're not rusty, Doc. You were just never very good at this.
Fair enough!
Beckett, McKay and Keller are in the infirmary and Keller had just told Beckett that he's a clone and needs to take a weekly injection to keep his internal organs from shutting down, one they don't have in Atlantis.
My Lord. No wonder I've felt like a dog's breakfast ever since I got here.
(Note: This is probably a hint at David Hewlett's movie, A Dog's Breakfast, in which Paul McGillion participated)
[before freezing Beckett in stasis] You know, I was toying with the idea of programming dreams into these things. Interested? I could have you fishing in the Highlands...with a couple of tall blonde massage therapists?
No, Rodney. I'll be fine.
You're telling me I just traveled forty eight thousand years into the future in ten seconds?
I know – it is kind of cool when you think about it, isn't it?
Surfing a thirty foot wave in Waimea is cool. Dating a supermodel is cool. This is not cool!
The city has solar-powered generators, right?
Yes, which would come in very handy if we were trying to power a couple of electric golf carts.
[explaining his plan to destroy Michael's facility] I was going to write an elaborate program designed to slowly create a fatal error in the primary capacitor, but I doubt there'll be time for that now.
I was just gonna blow it up.
[exasperated] Naturally.
[voiceover] I was down in the Infirmary, having suffered a, uh, well, pretty serious injury.
[in the past, talking to Rodney on a bed in the infirmary] It's a splinter.
Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
Look, um, I know you've already been debriefed about the future events – all the things we were hoping to avoid – but there's just one more thing I need to know.
What?
Did I still have hair?
[pausing] No.
(Sheppard has returned to Atlantis to find the city abandoned and powerless, and that the ocean has been replaced by sand dunes as far as the eye can see).
(as he desperately waves his hands over control panels trying to activate anything) Okay, this is either the most elaborate practical joke of all time, or I'm in serious trouble here.
(Lorne and McKay are trapped in another part of the collapsed compound)
Still no signal. There's too much interference.
Pretty sure my leg´s broken.
I think I'm remarkably fine.
[sarcastically] Well, isn't that wonderful? That brings me great comfort. Thank you.
Well. I guess we're fighting after all.
If I'm reading this correctly then Michael is--
[he hears a noise] Shut up.
No, you shut up this is important! If Michael is coming-
Shh! Stop making noise.
[pause] It's footsteps.
Okay, revise that, start making a lot of noise.
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