(explaining his plan to the Wraith Queen) Once we get in range, we beam a canister into the CO2 chamber and boom! One hive ship de-wraith-ified.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Who's firing on us?!
TTechnician
We got two hiveships bearing down on our position, sir. One of them is the friendly!
Not so friendly...
It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me.
I don't understand.
Never mind. [puts on his oxygen mask] Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go.
[Lt. Col. Sheppard is alone in a 302, being fired upon by an armada of darts]
Okay, how about some of that help you promised?
I told you to target the hyperdrive generator.
I already knew that.
There's nothing more I can do.
Like hell there isn't. Call off the Darts!
[annoyed] They won't listen to me.
This is NOT helpful, Michael!
They couldn't have. Even if they deduced the location of Earth, they won't be able to get there, unless, they downloaded something else on the Hive-ship plans. Oh it's something like spyware, just like my stupidly downloaded porn...
What?
Music! My downloaded music.
Where did you come from?
I managed to latch onto the hull of the hive before we went into hyperspace.
Nice move.
Saw it in a movie once.
GLGen. Landry
How'd it go with the IOA?
Oh, you know. I mean, does anyone ever come out of an IOA deposition saying, "That went well"?
(the Orion is under heavy fire without shields)
One more shot Zelenka, that's all I'm asking!
I just cannot give you what I do not have! (checks a console) THERE'S TOO MUCH DAMAGE! WE NEED TO ABANDON SHIP! (runs towards the exit)
Hey, stop! Listen to me-
We sacrificed our shield capabilities with that first salvo, we shouldn't wait any more moments, major!
Col. Caldwell, I'm afraid we've done everything we can on our end! Requesting immediate beam out to the Daedalus!
(Rodney is hacking the hive ship)
Their operating system is a mess! Good thing I still remember DOS. [after a beat, he turns and looks back at Ronon] Trust me, that was hilarious!
Are you done yet?
This ship is being seriously damaged, it's hard for me to find something to overload!
[appearing from around a corner with Michael] Let Mikey try!
I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you are the only person besides Col. Sheppard and Gen. O'Neill who's actually fired a drone from that Chair.
Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.
We are grateful for your help, but we could never release you, not with the information you possess.
Then kill me now!
There is another way.
Take the treatment again?
Yes.
What I am is not a disease you can cure.
I've never met an Asgard.
You, I think, will love them. They have a wonderful sense of humor.
[Woolsey looks at her hopefully]
Really?
No.
Just out of political curiosity, how much trouble is it gonna cause you if I knock this Woolsey guy in the head?
May I ask why you'd like to do that?
It's just an impulse I had, really...One I suspect I'm gonna have again next time I see him. He may not even have to say anything.
I've never seen you like this. What did Woolsey say to you?
Besides judging every damned decision you've ever made?
John Sheppard, are you defending my honor?
...And, judging me for agreeing with you.
Well, don't be too hard on him. I think of all the circling wolves, he's the least likely to actually bite. In fact, he might even convince the others to leave us alone.
Alright, so...no head knocking?
It's the thought that counts.
How're you doing with the weapons?
We couldn't hit the side of a barn.
But hive ships are a hundred times bigger—
[interrupting Sheppard] A giant...flying...barn. We couldn't hit that.
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