TV show quotes
[Ronon walks over to a steaming pot on a campfire and tastes it]
What are you - Oh, my gosh, he's tasting it! [to Ronon] You don't know what that is, that could be their laundry!
Pretty good.
Oh, yes. Good idea. And when you're finished with their poridge, Why don't we try their beds?
[to Rodney] Want some?
How good is it?
Leave it be, Goldilocks.
[The team is talking to Dr. Weir on the radio about their prison island]
I prefer lethal injection, although I do have a certain fondess for the eletric chair. Call me romantic.
Do you kill all your violent criminals on Earth?
[Looks at Col. Sheppard] Certain countries, yes.
Can we not get into this right now?
[The prisoners shoot down the Jumper and it crash lands]
Are you all right?
I think I chipped a tooth. Did I chip a tooth? Am I bleeding? Because I am a high risk for endocarditis.
[After they walk out of the jumper they find themselves surrounded by the prisoners]
Hi, folks. I hope I didn't crash-land on anybody.
Right now I'm saying knock it off.
Is that an order, Sheppard?
I'm beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to, but if you need it to be, yeah, it's an order.
Easy, Chewie, you're gonna cut your hands off.
How much time do you need to rework the DHD?
Well, in a perfect world, two days.
Rodney?
Right now, uh, ten minutes, give or take.
How's it coming, Rodney?
Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.
Good, any chance of getting the cloaking generator back on line?
Okay, and uh maybe then you want me to make you a nice sandwich?
Only if it's humanly possible.
This is definitely Ancient design. Their latest stuff. [Blows a large amount of dust of the console] Their latest stuff being ten thousand years old.
Best case scenario?
I win a Nobel Prize.
Worst case scenario?
We tear a hole in the fabric of the universe. [Sheppard looks horrified] Which is much less likely to happen than the Nobel Prize.
[about Dr. McKay]
He really sold you.
He asked me to trust him.
Okay, we've been over this. I'm doing it manually, at half power. It's a cakewalk.
I don't think it matters how much cake you walk on.
You destroyed three-quarters of a solar system!
Five-sixths, but it's not an exact science.
Rodney, can you give your ego a rest for one second?!
Is it true? You're going to hunt the Deimos?
It looks that way.
I heard it has two heads, and can turn you to stone just by looking at you!
[impatient] Well, you heard wrong.
My uncle says it'll come and take me if I don't do my chores.
He said that, huh? Well then, if we get rid of it, you've got nothing to worry about. You'll never have to do chores ever again.
Really?!
Dr. McKay [irritated] Yes. Look - go away!
Lt. Col. Sheppard [On Wraith physiology]: So it's a teenage thing? Pimples, rebellion, life-sucking?
Something like that!
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