Look, I want to get Ford back just as much as everyone else. But have you seen my complexion?
[sarcastictly] Yes.
It's very fair. This isn't fair.
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And, Major, you get McKay.
Ooo, lucky me...
So what kind of training do you guys have to go through to get this sort of mission?
You guys?
Yeah, army, navy, air force, marines.
And by this mission you mean hunting down an escaped weapons specialist hopped up on Wraith drugs in the pitch black of an alien planet?
Yes.
Actually, I think I skipped that course in major school.
Wow, you must really be some kind of genius.
Well, as a matter of fact I ...eh, wait a minute, why would you say that now?
Something has to have kept Col. Sheppard from shooting you all this time.
Pack up what you need.
I don't think an operating room and bloody army would fit through the gate.
You heard of Androcles and the lion?
Aye. And who are you in this retelling? The Romans?
What the hell are you doing?!
Getting my hand free.
Doesn't feel that way!
[Dr. Beckett to Ronon Dex while operating on him in the open without sedative]
Look, I just wanna say one last time: I really don't think this is a good idea. We're cutting very close to your spinal column here, if you're to flinch...
I won't flinch.
You can't kill an unarmed, upside down man!
[Col. Sheppard and Teyla are talking about how all the wraith woke up]
Too many mouths to feed - or hands to feed.
You have a date Rodney? With a woman?
It is simply two adults sharing some friendly— Yes, with a woman!
[Sparks fly from a downed Wraith dart, causing Dr. Zelenka to jump in terror]
First time off world?
Yes.
Well, if there were any more Wraith, they would have attacked us by now.
Really?
If it makes you feel better.
Maybe there's something wrong with him an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.
I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain.
So he just looks crazy?
I'm sure I do, but only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid here was in way over his head!
Yes! I made a mistake trying to save your life! Now, do you want to try and fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?
I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
[Two white mice had been de-materialized, and re-materialized as black cinders]
I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color...
[McKay/Cadman is about to be dematerialized to separate Cadman's consciousness from McKay's body]
MCMcKay/Cadman
[as Cadman] Wait. [walks over to Beckett and kisses him, causing the others to shift uncomfortably] Just in case it doesn't work. [McKay regains control and backs away in horror] Just... just... hit it!
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