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“Kangaroo Clean-Up” quotes from Stanley

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“Kangaroo Clean-Up” · Season 1

In this episode: Stanley (3), Dennis (3), Lionel (1), Harry (1), Elsie (1), Joyce (1), Mark (1)

[Stanley is playing with his animal toys in his mom and dad's bedroom. He runs with a rhinoceros hand puppet.]

CHARGE! Look out! Rhino coming through!

[sees a rolling lion toy on the floor] Huh? Stanley! WATCH OUT!

[slips on the toy] Whoa, WHOA! Uh!

[As Stanley falls on the floor, he sends a box of small plastic red monkeys up to the ceiling, just as his dad walks in. He screams as he is covered with the monkeys.]

Mom! Dad!

Stanley Griff, look at what a mess you made in this room.

Sorry.

Aah! That's my good tie!

No, daddy. That's my python. See? [hisses]

That's very nice, Stanley, but--[gasps] My hat!

That's the penguin's igloo!

Stanley, you know how much we love you, and we love how much you love animals.

But that doesn't mean we like it when you turn our room into a total zoo.

Stanley, I want you to clean up this mess right now, or...

Or...

[makes a confused goofy face] Or...

BBoth

No dessert tonight.

[Stanley's older brother, Lionel walks in.]

Ooh! Guess who's gonna miss out on banana whammy!

But that's my favorite!

[Lionel laughs mockingly at Stanley.]

Lionel, that's enough.

Now, Stanley, you know what you have to do, right?

Finish playing "jungle safari"?

[Lionel laughs again.]

Okay, you have 'til dinnertime to herd these animals back to your room.

Boy, do you have a problem.

You can say that again.

[walks in] Boy, do you have a problem. [shuts the door behind her]

Yeah, I know.

[Elsie yowls as Harry pushes the door open, and runs in.]

Hey, Stanley! Did ya hear? You have a problem!

[irritated yelling] ALRIGHT, ALREADY!!!

[At bedtime.]

Thanks for solving my problem, Dennis.

[Stanley feeds Dennis fish flakes.]

Mmm. Oh, you're more than welcome, Stanley. But you know, you solved your problem yourself.

I guess I did. I love kangaroos, don't you?

Yes, I do. Especially when they're in Australia.

They can jump so high...

And they keep their joeys safe in their pouches.

That's right. But you know who's my favorite animal friend in the whole wide world?

Um... The rhinoceros?

No.

Uh... Aardvark?

Nope.

Uh... Thomson's gazelle?

Uh-uh. Nope. My favorite animal friend is better than any of those, because he's always there when I need him. My favorite animal friend... is you.

[blushes] Oh...

Goodnight, Dennis.

Goodnight, kanga-room-a cleaner.

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