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Stanley, Dennis and others in “Kangaroo Clean-Up”

[Stanley is playing with his animal toys in his mom and dad's bedroom. He runs with a rhinoceros hand puppet.]

Stanley

CHARGE! Look out! Rhino coming through!

Dennis

[sees a rolling lion toy on the floor] Huh? Stanley! WATCH OUT!

Stanley

[slips on the toy] Whoa, WHOA! Uh!

[As Stanley falls on the floor, he sends a box of small plastic red monkeys up to the ceiling, just as his dad walks in. He screams as he is covered with the monkeys.]

Stanley

Mom! Dad!

Joyce

Stanley Griff, look at what a mess you made in this room.

Stanley

Sorry.

Mark

Aah! That's my good tie!

Stanley

No, daddy. That's my python. See? [hisses]

Joyce

That's very nice, Stanley, but--[gasps] My hat!

Stanley

That's the penguin's igloo!

Mark

Stanley, you know how much we love you, and we love how much you love animals.

Joyce

But that doesn't mean we like it when you turn our room into a total zoo.

Mark

Stanley, I want you to clean up this mess right now, or...

Joyce

Or...

Mark

[makes a confused goofy face] Or...

Both

No dessert tonight.

[Stanley's older brother, Lionel walks in.]

Lionel

Ooh! Guess who's gonna miss out on banana whammy!

Stanley

But that's my favorite!

[Lionel laughs mockingly at Stanley.]

Joyce

Lionel, that's enough.

Mark

Now, Stanley, you know what you have to do, right?

Stanley

Finish playing "jungle safari"?

[Lionel laughs again.]

Mark

Okay, you have 'til dinnertime to herd these animals back to your room.

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