Tyrannosaurus rex is the mightiest dinosaur ever. I'll take him to school on a leash.
And then when you get there, he'll flatten the place, and eat your teacher, and everybody else in sight.
Oh. Well, maybe you're right.
And besides, Tyrannosaurus rex has been extinct for 65 million years.
Extinct?
Not on the planet. Outta here.
Look, Stanley! The sharks have come out of the book!
Great!
Oh, yes. Great white sharks! LOOK OUT!
Wow. It sure eats a lot.
Oh, you have no idea. It's gonna need a whole lot more food real quick.
What do sharks like to eat?
Oh, seals, octopus, dolphin, eels, tuna, turtles, AND FISH!
But I don't have any of that shark food!
Then maybe you shouldn't have a shark for show-and-tell!
[watching the sharks] Why are they smiling?
Well, uh... to you, I'm a pet, Stanley. To them, I'm a s-s-s... SNACK!
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