Fellow sponge sufferers, the 431st "We Hate SpongeBob" club will now come to order. [bangs the gavel] And now, our motto.
[raising one hand] We don't mean SpongeBob any harm. We just can't stand him.
Does anyone have any new sponge pain they would like to share? [The members stick their hands out, all talking over each other]
How much time do you have?
I do!
Oh, yes. I do.
I have to unwrap my package of pain!
[Suddenly, SpongeBob is heard laughing]
Huh? [the members retract their hands as Squidward motions for them to stop] Hold that agony. [looks to his right to see SpongeBob at the window]
Hello, Squidward!
[grunts, pulls the window blinds down, then faces the group] Proceed.
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